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Asurans

  • Now replaced with the skritts.

Norns

  • Size shrunk by 90%.

Sylvari

  • Now needs photosynthesis to survive. Going to places without sunlight such as dungeons now instantly kill them

Guardians

  • All guardian races are now replaced with the quaggans.
  • Only quaggans can be guardians.
  • Guardians are no longer allowed to fight.

Dragonhunters

  • Fixed a bug which allowed Dragonhunters to use the Thu’um.

Thieves

  • Will now be automatically attacked by police NPCs such as the Seraph.

Rangers

  • Now required to use pokeballs to capture pets. Pets will now scream their names in combat.
  • Charrs are now viable pets.

Gameplay

  • Being downed now allows players to call an ambulance to bring them to the nearest hospital.
  • No longer sends an army’s worth of enemies to players during escort or guard events.
  • In order to facilitate a better economy, money is removed. Players now must barter for goods.

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