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Ring Their Bells to the heroes of Aurora Glade
(to the tune of Jinglr Bells)
Queen Malafide is slaching through the Glade’s
with a good two-handed blade
over corpses we go
and through the gore we wade
mace and helmet rings
making bodies fly
what fun to sing our slaying song
and watch these suckers die
Chorus:
oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
don’t let ‘em get away
we’re brave and bold for fame and gold
we’ll make a lot today
oh, ring their bells with sword and spells
don’t let ‘em get away
we’ll hack and slash and blast and trash
and blow these dudes away
Crashing through the door
into the dragon’s nose
mage Frozenwind whips out a cone of cold
and out its fire goes
elven bowstrings sing
making balrogs fall
and the thief finds a secret door
into the treasure hall
Chorus:
then appears the lich
with his demon guard
the wizard yawns and wishes
we’d run into something hard
he begind to cast
his super spell
that kitten lich throws a gate at us
and drops us all in hell
Chorus:
we appear in hell
in front of satan’s throne
Queen Malafide waves us out the door
and takes him on alone
satan’s legions want let us go
Daniel Frozenwind pulls a bazooka out
and nukes’em ’til they GLOW!
chorus:
Oh,ring their bells with prayers and spells
don’t ‘em get away
we’re brave and bold and crazed,we’re told
to think we’ll live the day
oh ring their bells with swords an shells
don’t let ‘em get away
we’ll hack and slash and blast and trash
and drag our loot away!!
:) hope that was fun