Guild Wars 2

I’ve come to realize (to my dismay) that considering the lack of stat progression on gear from exotic to legendary that this game is in essence: Barbie Dress Up: Tyria Edition.

That being said, why not go with unicorns and rainbows?

I do plan on making the shortbow eventually, just because of the ridiculousness of it.

Moa: Pvt Beaky
Owl: Corporal Hoots
Spider: Lt Maj Mandibles
Devourer: Sgt Snips (works better for a crab but GW2 has no crabs as pets)
Shark: Captain Chomps
Jellyfish: Sgt Squishy

as a tribute to the hordes I named my juvenile brown bear ‘We Are Not A Bot’