“It is the year 2013 of the Twenty-First Century. Four Months have passed since Guild Wars began moving its burgeoning population into Guild Wars 2. A new home for players. Where Characters are created and leveled… and deleted. 3 months ago, the cluster of players lowest in class population called Engineers proclaimed themselves Grenadiers and launched a war of independence against their rival Classes. Initial nerfing lasted over one month and saw Engineers losing half their respective population. Players were horrified by the indescribable atrocities that had been committed in the name of balance. Another week has passed since the nerfing began. They are still underpowered.”
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“Guild Wars 2: Engineer”
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Well we did invent the printing press…which you lot seem to thoroughly enjoy using for showing all your little “colleagues” your wonderful “discoveries”. And without it you would all still be writing your poor little fingers to the bone so we obviously can’t be as dumb as you say we are.
Although I miss days of not having to constantly have my eyes assaulted with a constant stream of boisterous exploits of the Asura… maybe we were pretty idiotic for creating that contraption…
