Because in my fantasies I don’t run around in a dress shooting pixie dust from my hands. I’m far too manly for this.
^^^ Agreed.
To the tune of a popular holiday song….
Slashing through our foes
With a good two-handed blade
Over the corpses we go
And through the gore we wade.
Blades on helmets ring
Making bodies fly
What fun it is to sing our slaying song
and watch these monsters DIE!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
don’t let them get away!
We’re brave and bold for fame & gold
We’ll make a lot to day!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
don’t let them get away!
We’ll hack and slash, blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!
Merry Guild Wars Day!