Guild Wars 2

“We’re here to do a factory recall on your couch.”

“Why? What’s wrong with it?”

“…Your neighbours don’t like it.”

“You’re taking the couch I brought because my neighbours don’t like it?”

“Yes, you can have store credit, or some other couch. We can’t tell you what the other couch will look like.”

“I don’t want another couch. I don’t want store credit either, because I can’t see there is any promise you won’t take any other couches I buy. I brought a bunch of accessories to match this new couch. I’m going to be out of pocket.”

“Yeah, sorry, but your neighbour doesn’t like your couch. We can’t be unfair to them.”

I am extremely unhappy about this.

I LOVE the skin and as soon as I saw it I grabbed my wallet and brought it. Two of them, actually. Its been ages since I was so excited about the game, but since I got those skins I’ve been happily running around on characters I haven’t touched much because now they’re so pretty.

I will be asking for my MONEY back, not gems. I don’t want anything else from the gem store.

Why can’t those of us who brought it keep it? We get to have an exclusive rare skin THAT WE PAID FOR.

If I bought a couch there is NO WAY IN HELL the store owner could show up at my house, take the couch and offer me one I didn’t like as replacement. It would be godkitten insane. And illegal.

It makes me very upset that video game companies can get away with the same thing.

I bought it, its mine. Just let me keep it.