Well, I’ve found a workaround. I’d rather have fixed the problem, but at least I can play now.
I managed to download the last 19 files through a VPN. I used Spotflux (Google it) which is a pretty simple, straightforward, free VPN. If you want to try this, just download Spotflux from their website, install it, turn it on (It’s a big green “Enable” button on the main interface) and once it says it’s on, try to update GW2 again. After that’s finished, make sure to turn off the VPN by opening Spotflux and pressing the disable button.
See you guys in game.
DUDE YOU ARE MY HERO YOUR FIX SHOULD BE STICKIED SOMEWHERE ON THE FOURM! Sorry for all caps but i can now play the game thanks to you! <3