Greetings Fancy Adventurers!
Are you addicted to the thrill of adventure? Always seeking a challenge? Or perhaps you just always seem to crave a certain charred, crunchy, whole-grain breakfast food?
Then this is the guild for you! We invite you to Carnished Toast, a jolly group of fantastic people who just can’t seem to stop throwing toast about the room. Once you get used to the crumbs in your long-johns, we assure you you’ll quite enjoy it here.
We host many of our Guild Missions on Saturday evenings (EST/PST). As well as additional mission runs after hours during weekdays for our elusive and toast hungry nightshift crew. We also enjoy running dungeons and FotMs.
If you think that we might be the band of hooligans for you, check out our guild site at CarnishedToast.enjin.com, or just hop in-game and mail/whisper one of our toasty mods: Icy.7956, Min Orocko.6852, Tonkau.7829, or Nurarihyon.1587.
(Disclaimer: We at Carnished Toast are not responsible for any toast-related accidents, including but not limited to, crumbs-in-the-eyes, toasty-Indian-burns, toast sticking to the roof of your mouth, or any incident where toast was carnished too hard.)
Now for those who are interested in statistics/guild resume, here are some extras just for you…
- The People: We have a very diverse group of players – working adults/students/nightshift folks/moms/dads/etc…
- The Count: 300+ (“Active Count” ~100-150)
- The Hours: Our usual peak are ~8pm EST and ~2-3am EST (nightcrew)
- The Unlocks: All guild missions are unlocked!
- The VOIP: Teamspeak is available (Encouraged but totally optional, courtesy of our friends at Zero Negative [ZN])
- The Rep policy: Full time repping not required, but we hope that you would want to anyway
- The Activities: PvE, Missions, Dungeons, FotM, Casual WvW, Light RP, and whatever else people feel like doing
- The Forum: CarnishedToast.enjin.com
Hope to see you soon!
Toast.
It is unlike bread, in that it is crunchy.
Yet, it is unlike stone, as it tastes amazing.
Keep the toast dark side down, and keep your carnishing arms strong!
-Friend of Toast