Guild Wars 2

I would like to quote the late, great Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. He had some inspiring words about our struggle with candy corn.
“Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. The dream that one day, no man will be subjected to the blatant discrimination of receiving candy corn."

Preach, brother. Preach.

I can solve the Somali pirate problem: simply make the top layer of cargo these horrible pieces of candy corn. They will leave immediately.
Boom. You’re welcome.