Oh but the fun does not end there!
Wanting in on the fun, Eir seduces Zojja and they elope together to a hut close to Hoelbrak, where they have angry sex over Snaff’s death, so Jennah gets super angry and starts to march her armies to demolish the Lodges and the puny hut they live in.
While these are happening, Scarlet!Caithe reaches Black Citadel, but chooses Rytlock instead as Logan is a whinyass kitten who runs away if he sees 3 angry skritt glaring at him.
And then Logan runs back to Jennah (Shocker!) , he tells her/him that he still loves him/her, even if Jennah is actually just a split personality and doesn’t have a specific gender. Then, they have sex and Logan gets pregnant. Because come on, we all know who wears the pants in THAT relationship.
While Caithe and Rytlock are planning to have tea with Eir & Zojja, they hear that Jennah is on her way to demolish them. So Rytlock convinces the army to “root out humanity when they have the chance”, and they march to Hoelbrak aswell.
When the norn hear of this, they decide that they’re not goofy partygoers but actually tall&wild kittenes and claim that they can destroy both armies, as they’re “worthy prey”.
Thus, an epic three-way battle ensues at Hoelbrak. Midst the chaos, Jennah makes her way to Eir & Zojja’s hut, dragging a pregnant Logan with him, to confort Zojja once and for all, and decide who’s the real personality.
While the two personalities are battling it out, Caithe and Rytlock are watching, eating popcorn and taking bets on who’ll win.
Just as they’re about to kill eachother and effectively commit suicide (they’re both the same person, remember?), in a moment of pure zen, they come to accept together.
Then, they do a fusion dance and embrace eachother, and the real person who has the split personalities turns out none other than… Traherane!
As everyone is throwing up with disgust, Logan spontaneously gives birth to his baby, who inherits all of Jennah’s kitten mesmeric powers and is infinitely more awesome then Logan.
He looks around, and even with his young mind, decides that Trahearne is the true evil behind all these and oneshots him with his powers.
Trahearne’s last heard words are;
“This wont end well.”