Guild Wars 2

Switchstar, I think that’s the one!! Do you by chance remember the name???

This is a shot in the dark, but I’m hopeful. Last week, I saw a recruitment post in map chat. It was the funniest recruitment post I’ve ever seen! Something to the effect that “We do everything other guilds do, only worse and slower… if you don’t mind running with losers, face-planting often, just having some kitten fun…join us”. I was in the middle of a boss fight at the time, so I didn’t write down the flippin’ guild name/contact info. I’ve been playing since GW1 (Got my GWAMM), but I don’t like guilds with a lot of elitist/hardcore members and a lot of stupid requirements. I play for fun! If anyone can help me find this laid-back/goofy/NON-elitist guild, it would be greatly appreciated!! You can reply here, or message me in-game Doppel Gangerz.5614

Profane armour, PLEASE!!!

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In addition to the civil lawsuit being brought against this evil toymaker, my attorneys are preparing to bring criminal charges against the monstrous Tixx.

The charge: Nothing less than MURDER. Heinous, unprovoked, premeditated murder.

While taking our customary daily stroll around our landholdings, my sisters and I were delighted to find a rather large gift near our estate. As we are accustomed to receiving gifts from our many underlings, we thought it a lovely gesture in the spirit of Wintersday. Upon opening said “gift”, we were astonished to find numerous hostile toys inside. We fought valiantly, but alas, were no match for these murderous contraptions. At one point, my twin sister SHATTERED! I was helpless to prevent it as I watched her atoms dissipate in the biting cold. Transparent though she may have been, she was still my sister.

The entire family is devastated as a result of this horrible crime. Mother has taken to wearing a hat made of tin, as she is convinced it is a conspiracy aimed at obliterating our whole family. Oh, the horror…

I’ve played GW for almost 6 years now (original and GW2), and I must say that this event was easily the best Anet has come up with. Although I didn’t complete the Clock Tower (I’m dismally incompetent at jumping puzzles), everything else was extra fun. The Ascent to Madness was the most fun for me, and the scavenger hunt, MK Realm, mini dynamic events, etc were a blast as well. Great job with MK’s entrance too! Aside from a few bugs which others have mentioned, in my opinion this was a complete win.
The witches costume is fabulous! Being able to fly on a broom is STELLAR! My only criticism of it would be the inability to wear it all the time, even while fighting. In GW1, the original Doppel wore her Dwayna costume all the time after it came out
Final score: 9/10. Good job!