Wow, you have us pegged exactly. Now that you have successfully called us out, everyone on BG might as well fess up to other nefarious behavior you might have missed. I’ll start:
When we took your garrison early this week I personally:
- Washed my hands with the decorative soaps in the Garrison bath room
- Repeatedly opened and closed the Water Gate even though it had a sign that said "Keep this gate closed at all times
- Drank the last cup of coffee in the Lord’s Break room without brewing a fresh pot
I will understand if these deeds leave you to outraged to properly compete next week.
Its okay – we have staff that looks after that. Its all part of our friendly concierge service at SOR.
I’m surprised your server can’t afford such perks.