After reading through this, I need a drink.
Good thing Blackgate drinks tiger blood!
“I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”
BG…. Winning!
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All credits go to argyllius of the SOR server :P
As i walk through the dungeon as i absorb the pain
I take a look at my group and realize, none are on their main.
But that`s just perfect for a tank type like me
you know I shun fancy things like dps, cc.
I`m a man gu-ardian, I can`t use discipline.
Got a hammer in my hand and a beard on my chin.
But if i finish my spec and you finish thine, then tonight we`re trying out a whole
nother trait line!
Trait virtues, not sin or vice, living in a tanksters paradise
I`ve tanked Lupi more than twice, livin in a tanksters paradise
with my stats i shall suffice, livin in a tanksters paradise
Auto attack and roll the dice, livin in a tanksters paradise.
Asura thief shot me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him, and turned the other cheek
I really dont care, in fact i wish him well
cuz i`ll be laughing my head off when hes staring at FAIL
i`ve never wiped a group even if they deserved it.
A guardian that cant tank, you know thats unheard of
I cant use a bow but i got a really cool scep
And my homies agree, I look really good in blue, foo!
If you want the best DPS, you`ll be bored to tears
we do the best DPS over 300 years.
But we ain`t really lame so please don`t point and stare
we`re just burst dps impaired.
No bow, no rif, no pistol too, just this silly magic thing.
Like tanks in other MMOs were as melee as can be
Trait virtues, not sin or vice, living in a tanksters paradise
I`ve tanked Lupi more than twice, livin in a tanksters paradise
with my stats i shall suffice, livin in a tanksters paradise
Auto attack and roll the dice, livin in a tanksters paradise.
Thrown down a symbol, whippin out my cutter
poppin a virtue, soon ill pop a nutter.
Think you`re really righteous? think you`re pure of voice?
Well i`m a million times as sturdy as thou art.
Im the tanky guy all the little nublets want to be like
In dungeons day and night, scoring change for my sword of light.
So dont steal aggro and dont be whiney,
or else that warrior will go hundred blades on your hiney
Trait virtues, not sin or vice, living in a tanksters paradise
I`ve tanked Lupi more than twice, livin in a tanksters paradise
with my stats i shall suffice, livin in a tanksters paradise
Auto attack and roll the dice, livin in a tanksters paradise.
FIN.