Love reading the confessions in this topic! I’ll share some of my own while bored on my break 
I can’t decide on a character to ‘main’ and end up wasting lots of time, money and effort on many different characters that I end up deleting and it frustrates me to no end. It would be my engineer if it wasn’t for the hobosacks obliterating the effort I put into my character’s look and farming my legendary.
As a female, I prefer to play female characters except for asura. I can’t stand the female asura as they sound way too snobby to me while the males seem a little, if only a little more modest (they’re still asura after all =p).
I sometimes chuckle at the lore- friendly name I came up with for my male asura elementalist: Phlabb. In my mind, it sounds awesome and silly at the same time. Combine that with the big, scorched floppy ears (fireball gone wrong) and the wizard hat. The result is priceless to me xD
Despite playing since headstart, I have yet to complete Arah paths 2 and 4 for the Dungeon Master title because I’m afraid of rude, narrowminded elitists and I refuse to purchase them as I want to experience them without being carried or rushing through them.
Two weeks after hitting level 80 on my first character (human engineer), I started over as a Sylvari engineer because the human character felt boring and bland to me.
The female human T3 light and medium armors make me cringe. I find them both hideous and ridiculous and can’t imagine anyone over the age of 16 would consider wearing them.
I have way too many female Sylvari characters and should probably get rid of half of them in order to protect myself from starting to hate playing them.
Sometimes I have this ridiculous urge to get a new account and start fresh because I miss the feeling of discovery and ‘unlocking’ achievements. Then I think of how my bank slots, collections, legendary and achievement points would be wasted and I stop myself from doing it, though the feeling never quite goes away. It annoys me to no end!
LFG titles such as “zerker or kick” “ping gear” “no noobs” “no -insert non-meta class/build-” make me seriously question the idea that GW2 supposedly has the best community. I understand that people want to use their time efficiently when farming gold, but there’s no need to be a kitten about it and call anyone who simply wants to enjoy the game using their own creative build a noob or worse. I would consider the opposite to be closer to being nooby: copying a build from a website and playing the easy way by skipping or 1 hitting stuff.
To end on a less bitter note: seeing titles like “all are welcome” make me smile!
