These are amazing! You totally get the feel for the mood of each scene.
I love browsing through these.
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The best one I’ve heard yet is in the Grove at the Asura gate where a Sylvari female and Asuran male are standing guard.
Sylvari: Your golem is strange. Was strange.
Asura: You drove it away, you know. I’ve never seen a golem run that fast.
Sylvari: I just wanted to ask it a few questions.
Asura: Yeah I know. You guys are full of them.
Sylvari: Oh, yes. What’s it like to be a golem? Does it dream? Does it have a family?
Asura: That was the last straw, you know. After that question about turtles in the desert you asked it about its mother.
Sylvari: So?
Asura: It doesn’t have a mother. It’s a golem. You crossed its circuits. I don’t know how you did it, but you weirded out my golem.
Sylvari: So, you are the mother? Or the father?
Asura: What? Well, I… I guess I .. Oh no. You’re not getting in my head. You just stand there and help me monitor the gate.
Asura (to himself): Am I the mother? Blazing braces, this is what I get for working with the tree children.
The amount of sass in his voice is PERFECT. I love hearing this one over and over again.