Guild Wars 2

Hey there, I’m experiencing a bug – every time I log in or change zones, the Training tab resets. All traits remain unlocked, but it plays the “training line complete” animation. It’s not a gamebreaking bug, but it is distracting.

I have to chime in with the others and say that this is a change that I really can’t support. Having chill affect leap skills makes sense – and it provides a good reason to carry a condition cleanse on your character.

Eexa.1940:

Kelgrfar.6803:

The Electromagnetic Guardian Golem (or E.G.G., for short) is equipped with a long-range blaster ray and a sensor system that automatically detects and eliminates those cold-blooded critters. And best of all – the blasters have a side benefit of instantaneously cooking any and all nearby Easter eggs through, flash-boiling them to culinary perfection!

This looks amazing! Can I order one in purple? :P

hushed conversation with krewe in the background

Why, uh, of course! Purple is definitely one of the colors you can pick! And despite the rumors you may or may not have heard, purple diodes are absolutely safe and carry absolutely no risk of total protonic reversal.

(Jakros’ krewe reserves the right to deny any and all insurance claims resulting from explosions, spontaneous combustion, or total planetary vaporization.)

I’ll take #28! Unfortunately, Jakros will not be present at the festival. However, his fabulous invention will!

What’s the number one risk when hosting an easter egg hunt? No, it’s not drunk Norns looking for pickled eggs to go with their ale. It’s raptors! These wily saurians will go to any lengths to steal eggs out of other creature’s nests, and Easter time is a virtual smorgasbord for these scaly rapscallions!

To that end, Jakros and his krewe have developed the latest in a long series of cutting-edge defensive golems! The Electromagnetic Guardian Golem (or E.G.G., for short) is equipped with a long-range blaster ray and a sensor system that automatically detects and eliminates those cold-blooded critters. And best of all – the blasters have a side benefit of instantaneously cooking any and all nearby Easter eggs through, flash-boiling them to culinary perfection!

Don’t wait, call now! The E.G.G. system is perfect for your holiday gathering, bar mitzvah, or large-scale military invasion! And of course, all of Jakros’ inventions are guaranteed with the standard Asuran ethical boilerplate. Pre-order yours today!