Guild Wars 2

Dear ANET,

A little earnest feedback

Please know that I’ve enjoyed the game, made the most of the last several releases and have smiled at the great strides you’ve made to improve the game.

Now, with regards to the birthday present my characters will be receiving soon – I am sorely disappointed. To begin with, I spent a whole year not caring about Divinity’s Reach. My menagerie includes sylvari, charr, “a big northern human” and several asura. So big is my disregard for the human race of Tyria, I’m 0/7 currently.

Now, it is my understanding that you’ll are giving me a Queen Jennah mini, in fact, several of them. What am I supposed to do with them? Finally have a tea party with the mini queen, mini Kiel and the mini itsy-bitsy bikini human lady what’s-her-name?

Your human fetish should not be excused just because we happen to currently be congregating in Divinity’s Reach. Where’s the mini wrench-jungling asura? Where’s the glow-in-the-dark mini sylvari?

In fact, scrap the mini. Why not go big and go generous: why not offer us a choice of 3 unique head-piece skins that can each be applied to any armor (heavy/medium/light) much like the gauntlets from the Frost & Flame?

I’ll spent the next several months looting mini Jennahs from my mailbox and destroying them so that they don’t waste inventory space.

Please…

Try harder next time! I’ll prob. still be around.

~Lak