Guild Wars 2

Spiders Spiders Spiders.8043:

Arkensoth.8139:

Wait, wait, wait a minute!

What’s the difference between this and backstab thieves? Their 1-trick-pony combo has a 45 sec. CD.

Obviously the difference is that warriors use Big kitten Shaped Swords. Thus they deserve to 1 or 2 second shot anyone they choose. Here’s how they envision the fight:

- Thief mugs for 1000
- Thief cnd for 1000
- Thief backstabs for 2000
- Thief hs for 1500
- Warrior turns towards the screen, puts down his cup and exclaims: OMG THE SANCTITY OF MY BODY HAS BEEN VIOLATED I WILL PUNISH THIS INFIDEL!
- They autoattack for 2200 for extra humilliation.
- They press their FOR GREAT GLORY key with does 25000.
- Thief dodges out
- A few of extra 2200 extra humilliation autoattacks
- The FOR MOAR GREAT GLORY key is pressed. The thief is rooted due to this astounding display of skill, gets to his knees and begs for mercy. The warrior chops his head of with the cry of “LULULUL IM SO GUD”

OMG don’t give the bads who do not already know this any ideas.

Warriors OP, nerf thieves!!

We’ve been EMPed! Electronics are down!

P/X is currently performing at ~49% of what it should be, spamming ‘1’. The cast time is supposed be .5 instead your getting a .8-.9(?). This is severely kittening P/X’s non initiative skill to the point of it being useless. So stay away from any condition/condition duration P/X’s builds until it gets fixed and becomes insanely OP.

It is kinda sad I am only doing ~1,318 instead of ~2,653 DPS, approximately 50% of the dmg, spamming the ‘1’ button.