I’m getting map completion in Mount Maelstrom right now, and this in essence sums up my experience there so far:
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ArenaNet, for all that is good and wonderful in this world; for all of the cute chubby babies and adorable little kittens; for all of the floppy-eared puppies with their too-big paws and their big eyes; for all of the birds that sing their melodies on a bright Spring morning; for all of your players who only seek to enjoy your product…please reduce the persistent audio and chat spam of your meta event NPCs. It’s incredibly annoying and frustrating and it only detracts from the other wonderful audio in the game. As it is, it’s drastically reducing the fun.