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Ok seriously.... (Divinity's Reach)

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I’m so glad I’m not the only person to notice this. I know it’s supposed to be a female yawning/sighing sound but it is so loud and so frequent and entirely unrealistic, sometimes occuring numerous times in succession, that it sounds like heavy orgasmic breathing in a porn movie.
Not trying to be prudish or anything, but really, it’s very off-putting and a total immersion killer, especially when you’re just trying to craft some items or take something out the bank.
If I want to hear orgasmic female moaning sounds, I have the rest of internet for that. Can we keep it out of the game please ?

What is the funniest pet name you have used or seen?

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Using the following names for various pets;

Shark – Murphy Maneater (after a real life catfish).
Moa – Atilla the Hen.
Any cat – Fergus, Hamish, Finbarr (After real world cats I’ve owned).
Pig, Boar, Warthog – Chip (short for chippolata).