Guild Wars 2

Perceptor.7189:

oh look an amazing fights it’s coming….and my server connection it’s gone …..

You’re with that CL/RAM zerg? No worries then, all you missed out on was being turned into a loot bag.

Sheldor: Ehmry isn’t taking things personal. We knew going into this matchup we would have a hard time holding territory against vastly larger servers. I expected us to lose. That’s not where our pride lies.

Our pride has always been about Ehmry being a fighting server. I know you big rank 5 and 7 servers have a lot of wounded pride getting constantly clowned by 20something people from a rank 12 server, but if you want to avenge that, you need to kill us, not brag about zerging down keeps when everyone is busy/taking a break with patchday.

The sad fact is not a single guild from DB or SoS has impressed us this week. We were desperately hoping to get schooled by [AGG], but they bandwagoned off to JQ. There’s no bragging or unsportsmanlike conduct about that. It’s a numbers game for your zergdog servers. That’s what disappoints us. Ehmry could do so much more with your numbers…it’s just a waste! That’s all anyone is saying: DB and SoS just don’t have any guilds with impressive martial prowess.

It’s just the simple truth and the truth hurts: get good.

fishball.7204:

So when ebay loses their entire BL to DB it’s “lack of coverage” but when SoS loses it all to DB it’s “sucks at defending their stuff”. Cool story bro.

Ask yourself a simple question: when Ehmry “loses their entire BL to DB”, what time is it?

Answer: It ain’t NA primetime. Ask DB what happened to the TG, rB, FIRE raid in our BL last night. They were all hunted down and massacred.

Ehmry has no problem defending its stuff when we are awake. I see SoS lose keeps in their BL when they have 50+ zerging around in Ehmry at Oceanic hours.

That’s not a coverage issue. That’s a defense issue.

IBountyHunterI.4601:

Legit a dusk? That pretty awesome congrats to that person.
Had some crazy fights with you guys so far this week. Come, on it doesn’t have to be forever just…don’t send us back to the T1 servers please if we step out of line they come back into our cage with whips

Yeah, he’s persona non grata in the guild now…lucky kitten :P

Ehmry doesn’t want to be whipping boys either

CrimsonProject.7980:

Gotta log now but shout out to pk and rekz. That was one hell of an awesome fight at spawn in Ebay BL. Team Bloodbath has been looking for an awesome fight for the last two hours and you deliver.You guys are making us actively improve our timing, much appreciated.

Rekz called it a night an hour ago after we hunted down that [FIRE] group at SE tower. They looked surprised to see us even though we were shadowing them all the way from ruins. We were too bored to spawn camp though. That’s not fun. What was fun was bushwhacking [TG] running along the west wall of EB Hills earlier. More and more DB came up the switchback behind them, but when they saw us, they backpedaled then ran off haha. If only EBay had Oceanic/SEA/Euro coverage….we could make these T2 servers fairweather all the time.

IBountyHunterI.4601:

So.. can we just face E Bay for like..idk the rest of our lives?

It’s fun farming giant T2 zergs…we’ve made so much gold (and a Dusk off DB at Hills on reset!)…but having our entire BL flipped by Oceanic zergs when we’re all asleep is not fun. We’ll pass, sorry.

AR + BP alliance is roughly on par with Ehmry pugs + Ehmry PvE commanders.

AR + BP alliance is no match for the MIGHT OF EHMRY.

BURN = tossed into the dumpster
BS = tossed into the dumpster
ALS = tossed into the dumpster
SoS = tossed into the dumpster with their ALS friends
BP and AR WAR = yawn, dumpster
WFD = wanted a GvG…we farmed them zerging with BURN on reset. WAYYY too early for you to man up. Keep running.
Saw this new AR guild out on Saturday doubleteaming us…Crit or something. Critical Failure. They died so fast. INTO THE DUMPSTER.
Every other guild and group just fairweathers so hard after we wipe them once or twice that I never get to learn their guild tag.

But thanks to all the bad guilds I just named…got over 1000 kills on Saturday and got downed a grand total of zero times. Bro, do you guys even WvW? It’s so rare that I die, I have to keep GW2Wiki’ing Warrior downed skills so I remember what button activates what skill…and what that skill does.

Bottom line. There exists not a single guild or organized group on BP or AR that is in the same universe as our organized squads.

Operation Bads-to-Badges all day everyday.

Brolis Rock are simply just not Renaissance Winners like Sekz.

Hope you had fun bullying our pugs all weekend. It’s hilarious how AR was zerging our Bay and lost all 3 of their keeps in 15 minutes…and failed to get our Bay. Epic fail.

Merkenary.9860:

If this was true you wouldn’t have to stay up all night to get PPT. You are losing when faced with even numbers so you night cap.

It’s a valid strategy.

We don’t lose when it’s even numbers lol. Two servers double teaming one server is not even numbers.

If you’re this bad at logic, it’s safe to assume that you’re bad at life in addition to being bad at the game. DEFINITELY not a Renaissance Winner like me. More like an ape banging two rocks together.

We clown every one of your guilds. Prison style.

Wake me up when you’re winning not by bullying our PUGs, baddie. And by “winning” I mean zerging our pugs with a doubleteam and winning in PPT…still losing by 35k though. LOL

You should think before you post.

Ryanxlegit.4190:

For the small 15-20 ppl rekz runs with you all sure lag the kitten out of the server. Anytime there is a battle with rekz instant skill lag.

that’s the skill lag from your zerg all attacking us at once lol :P

Great fights tonight!

The wholesale slaughter of [BURN] and [WFD] at SE camp in EBBL was some of the most fun farming Sekz has ever done. We were right next to BP’s spawn…they just kept respawning and converting themselves into badges over and over and over again.

Score update for the people unable to play.

Evilzara.6378:

It’s not hard when Ehmry lives in BP BL.

The sad part is that Badness Pass could have avoided this fiasco by keeping quiet and sitting in their corners like good little doggies. Instead, they decided to call attention to themselves by alarm clock raiding EBay the first matchup and posture like PvDooring required any coordination or skill. For every subsequent week, EBay has punched BP in the nutz and kicked them in the teefs, holding them down with a big charr footpaw pressed against their throats.

In an ocean full of sharks, it’s not wise for the little minnows to bite. Instead, they should cower in fear in the corner and keep quiet lest the sharks turn their predatory eyes onto them.

Furthermore, Zara, you are in no position to be condescending towards us. We do not respect your opinion nor think you qualified enough to care what you think we should do in terms of holding keeps. You’re not good enough of a player let alone commander to offer platitudes to the obviously superior server. You remind me of a fat and lazy armchair quarterback who played 2nd string on some no name high school football team 15 years ago who yells at the NFL quarterbacks on TV about how they should play. Stop embarrassing yourself, keyboard turner.

And talking about zergs? Are you kidding me? Have you not seen BURN/BS/WFD zergs? EBay steamrolls BP with less numbers, with even numbers, and with more numbers. We are simply dumpstering across the board. Numbers are irrelevant to this conversation when the difference in ability is as egregious as it is.

My charr mammy told me something when I was a lissle charr kitten that holds true unless you grow up to be a big, strong charr like I am today:

The smelliest garbage gets tossed into the dumpster first

Evilzara.6378:

Syktek.7912:

Evilzara.6378:

Syktek.7912:

PenguiNet.3420:

Score update for the people not online at the moment.

I do not mean to trash talk. or troll. But I could not resist.

So, without further delay.

eBay has escorted BP and AR:

It isn’t tough when you can outnumber everyone in every map. At least when we did this in tier 6/7/8 we didn’t act like you.

Hey bro/gurl/? I already stated that it was left with humorous intent.

I haven’t even been in WvW in the past five days.

I don’t think anyone in BP or AR finds being called bad humorous.

The truth hurts, doesn’t it.
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As for Kalkz, I can’t wait to get to a higher tier. It will be orders of magnitude more competition that it is now…punching BP’s “best” guilds with a giant charr fist like they were wee charr kittens. You forget that Sekz spent 2 weeks fighting Maguuma and Yak’s Bend with Ehmry Bay. We did very well primetime…unlike your server who gets their home BL flipped all green primetime at reset lol.

Score update for the people not online at the moment.

Kalkz.5297:

ExVoodoo.7586:

BP >: Why you stand up there for ten minutes? We’ve been down here waiting to have fun and you won’t come down and play.
You guys even have numbers on us.

We were about to go down but then AR backstabbed us as always and used 8 alphas to cap hills without a waypoint while we were busy at bay dealing with you, half of us had to leave and the other half got killed down there

Kalkz was colluding with Rekz and waiting for Rekz to port into BPBL and gather up…then he brought his force over so we could wipe them on the docks. Just helping Ehmry Bay Major Bus On The Run gain even more WvWXP.

Thanks, bro!

testpig.5018:

this thread is a riot!

-Sekz, you do have some skillful players indeed, but you have you also have numbers. And you are chest bumping against a guild that are not a bunch of hs/college students like yourselves, but instead people that are way to old to bother feeding into your post =). So chest bump away, and zerg on! Also.. way to up-transfer to an already higher populated server in the attempts to leech tier advancement. That’s the way to win!

-Ebay, Borlis Pass is the only server that constantly hits you in this tier. It’s sad but true, i have yet to see AR even any keeps in your BL. With that i wonder what your server prefers.. a server that actually engages you daily, always pressing the fight, even if we aren’t generating points to move up a placement.. or a server that cowers and just lets you eat them all up?

-Anvil Rock…. just sorta sad really…

we have around 20 on reset night. for the grand majority of the week, we run with around 12-15 due to school/work. it only seems like we have a lot more numbers because your guild dies so fast. if you were a small roaming guild out looking for small fights, we wouldn’t even bother with you.

let’s not kid ourselves…BP WAR isn’t some skilled group of 5-10 players getting zerged down all the time. you guys have numbers too…except your leaders don’t know what to do with them so you guys just get transformed into badges.

furthermore, “chest bumping” implies BP WAR is somewhat on the same level as Sekz….which is a misconception nobody shares in this tier due to your dismal record against us. “heel grinding” would be a much more accurate description.

let’s be honest about BP “pressing the fight” to EBay. BP only “presses the fight” to EBay in the wee hours of the morning when EBay mostly goes to sleep. neither BP or AR do much of any pushing during primetime. EBay wiped your entire BL green…primetime on reset night.

so, no…BP doesn’t push us. what we want are zergs of yak’s bend caliber. it’s not very interesting wiping your guild in seconds. it’s just funny. punching babies isn’t what we signed up for when we left NSP for better zergs. so now we’re just stuck collecting free kills and badges till we can game the ranking system and escape.

i haven’t recorded video in weeks. nobody in my guild/server wants to watch highlights of BP and AR groups getting dumpstered because they can’t fight back. it’s been a serious problem for Sekz since, as a guild, nobody bothers playing at their best anymore.

Walabone.6713:

LOL yah! too funny

honestluy, i think that’s one of the funniest things ive ever seen poste don the forums. thanks!

The only thing funny is how quickly we wipe your guild. Don’t hate that Sekz members win at everything we do. #JBSWAG2013YOLOCHARLIESHEENWINNING. Haters gonna hate.

Sekz: Renaissance Winners. Win at everything.

@Kalkz: they do realize it. Except they stepped foot onto EBBL and Sekz descended them into the dumpster along with BP [WAR]. Two [WAR]s, one dumpster. Didn’t take long for both [WAR]s to stop converting themselves into badges in my bag. Quitters. What jerks.

Walabone.6713:

rofl. CoS running from us. Waypoint next time?

CALL IN REKZ ZERG!

Do you realize that CoS is a micro guild and they form up with other random small guilds? You bragging about making them run away is comical.

Why are you talking about zergs on reset night? You kept crying about how WAR logs off because your guild is EST. Well, reset started at 6pm EST and you guys got Descensioned into the dumpster really quick.

Why are you talking about zergs period? Your guild put out a video of you zerging down 3-4 GF. A WHOLE VIDEO. You do realize that GF is 10x the guild with 1/2 your numbers? Lemme know how you guys do against GF with even numbers. Probably about the same as in a head to head with Sekz…your entire guild dead in about 6 seconds.

Also, why do you keep talking about Warhammer? That was a terrible game. We have DAoC veterans from elite guilds and our GL is a 1000APM professional Starcraft Korean.

You guys need to sack your guild leader. Worst leading ever. Well…the best imo….leads you straight into my bags as badges.

tas.6310:

PenguiNet.3420:

Who’s leading that [WFD] guild running around? You’re as bad as the rest of BP’s commanders…leaving your servermates behind while you run away/desperately spam the waypoint. LOL

Haha you appreciated that one, didn’t ya? We stuck you with RI for 4 minutes while we took back some other stuff

Sometimes the only way out is the way you don’t think about. Oh… P.S. ya’ll bring some SERIOUS numbers to the tables on reset! I’m very impressed!

took you a while to think of an excuse for running away. “took back some other stuff”…what are you talking about lol? we wiped you from EBBL and then we wiped you from your own BL.

@Kalkz…lol wiping pK? gimmie a break…have you seen EBG map? it’s all green. if you’re wiping anything, you’re not very effective at it lol.

Who’s leading that [WFD] guild running around? You’re as bad as the rest of BP’s commanders…leaving your servermates behind while you run away/desperately spam the waypoint. LOL

Mid/Perc here Good times, I have great nostalgia for the game (stopped around 2005)

Zepher.7803:

PenguiNet.3420:

score update for you! despite large BP/AR pushes today, losing our entire side of EBG and SM, our lead has actually increased to 35k.

Ya, your server needs to get rid of the hackers/exploiters or your gonna lose any respect you think you have, i’m just saying it is starting to snowball and get worse.

You’ll need to qualify your statement. Hackers/exploiters? Elaborate and let’s see some evidence.

score update for you! despite large BP/AR pushes today, losing our entire side of EBG and SM, our lead has actually increased to 35k.

latest update, 0102 server time

score update for those unable to play!

DAILY DONE!!!!!!!!!

Archer is He-Man: Master of the Universe

Fun reset night. Took us a few hours to kick out AR and BP from our BL, but it was farmtastic. Just wiping ALS and SoS over and over and over and over again. Everytime we ran at BP though…GOAT, HUNT, BURN, BS, etc….they just turned tail and ran haha.

got a full stack of badges since reset just stomping people in our BL…now people are working on their second stack!

we’re almost at 1000 kills just tonight too.

PUNCH EM IN THE NUTZ, KICK EM IN THE TEEFS!

Faux Sheaux.6179:

Hyperfreak.7180:

I dont know about the rest of EBay but I know that the PK guild spent the entire night hitting DR. Sekz made made a rotation down there at least once an hour and Arriana Oakheart had a grp attacking their valley for a good hour as well.

It might have felt like you got singled out but EBay just had an amazing amount of presence tonight.

Every time I see Sekz on one of our maps, I imagine the invaders are saying something like this

he’s gripping the hilt hard because Sekz only uses lube with people we like.

BP is getting demoralized because they are fighting people that are not NPCs or doors. Don’t cry because you were completely destroyed prime time. There were plenty of you to defend and attack. You weren’t doubled teamed. You were single teamed. This is not what a double team looks like:

Otaur.9268:

I kill full exotic 80s wearing level 60 BLUES. So if greens make that big of a difference ill have to try it.

just because they are level 80 and in exotics does not mean they are good players.

it takes only time to get to 80. as for dungeon exotics that’s only time too…cof is ridiculously easy to run.

that is something you don’t seem to understand. doesn’t matter if they are in full exotics if they are keyboard turning, ability clicking baddies.

find someone with roughly your skill level wearing exotics and you wearing level 30/60 blues…you’re gonna have a bad time. period.

Welcome to NSP, Skarloc!

GM of <Maelstrom> Mid/Perc here Sprakjr playing with you?