Guild Wars 2

Gunnars Hold Commander Candidate Suitability Test

If you think you have The Right Stuff, please read and answer the following questions carefully. If you want to be the best of the best with honours, these are the kinds of things you will be expected to know instinctively.

1) 20man team from Server A hitting Hills on our borderland, 20man team from Server B hitting Bay on our borderland. You have 20 core team members and approximately 10 randoms following your commander tag.
When you AFK, what type of sandwich do you make?

Bacon sandwich. Always Bacon.

2) We are defending Garrison on our borderland. 10 defenders, around 25 attackers. We have no supply left and they have 2 alpha golems on the inner gate (come from via watergate). One of our scouts spots a further 20 enemies incoming.
What excuse do you use for switching off your commander tag so someone else gets the blame for losing Garrison?

I sneezed and my finger accidentally hit the detag.

3) You are caught out in the open between Bay and Garrison on an enemy borderland. You have 10 people and were attempting to move to Quarry to cap it. However, of the 15 enemies you notice that most of them are upscaled. How many times is appropriate to jump on their corpses?

15, for good measure.

4) You have just logged on and people are screaming in guild chat for more to come defend our borderland. How long should you idle in the Trading Post before it is safe to join in?

20 mins should be long enough.

5) You notice that a fellow commander is proving to be extremely competent and is starting to build a good reputation on the server. To prevent him becoming more popular than you, name one effective method for undermining them.

Badge up and ask them to debadge

6) Star Trek or Star Wars?

Trek Wars

7) What is the minimum number of supply needed to be carried by every member of a 10 man team to make sure that you can successfully defend a Tower without running out of beer?

0

8) You have a 5-man team at the east supply camp. Large number of enemies incoming, possibly 30 seconds away. You have three choices and only have time for one. Pick the best of the following:
Strawberries
Spinach
Onions

Onions. Scare them away with our smelly breath that makes them cry.

9) How many scrubs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Too many to count. Way too many.