Guild Wars 2

Gotta chime in with my theory.
E is actually…. Kormir!

The gods didn’t leave, they went deep into hiding, conspiring to direct the affairs of Tyria from the shadows until they felt it was safe to return to the light. Kormir is sent to the human nations (and gets stuck with the correspondence since she’s the newbie).
Melandru creates an automated dragon defense system (AKA the Pale Tree(s) and subsequent Sylvari) so she’s micro managing them.
Balthazar gets sent to the Charr (because they like burning things with fire. Turns out, he kind of likes them after the exposure).
Lyssa ends up with the Asura, because she hacked their portals.
Grenth goes to the Norn, because everyone else agreed that it was too cold.
Dwayna is bringing in the Ten….. uhm, that is, the sixth (playable) race. Who like air/wind.

Scarlet is lead by the voice of Dhuum to work against Melandru’s influence in her TADS (Tyrian Automated Defense System/ Tyrian Anti-Dragon System) and so she creates thumpers which allow her to monitor leyline usage, noting surges in LA as Kormir magically sends billions of posts to every up and coming hero.

This. Or I ate something weird.