Guild Wars 2

Shamelessly inspired by the Megan Trainer song “All about the bass.”

Because you know I’m all about the Bags
‘Bout the Bags, no field siege
I’m all ‘bout the Bags, ’bout the Bags, no field siege
I’m all ‘bout the Bags, ’bout the Bags, no field siege
I’m all ’bout the Bags, ’bout the Bags

Yeah it’s pretty clear, I ain’t no cheese build
But I can blast it, blast it like I’m supposed to do
’Cause I got the boom boom that all the guilds chase
All the right junk in all the right places

I see the forums working that condi-bomb
We know the stuff ain’t real
Come on now, make it stop
If you got might boons just stack ’em up
’Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top

Yeah, my momma she told me don’t worry about your portal skill
She says tags like a little more veils in the open field
You know I won’t be no easy thrill, no noobie kill
So, if that’s what’s you’re into
Then go ahead and move along

Because you know I’m all about the Bags
‘Bout the Bags, no field siege
I’m all ‘bout the Bags, ’bout the Bags, no field siege
I’m all ‘bout the Bags, ’bout the Bags, no field siege
I’m all ’bout the Bags, ’bout the Bags

I love to fiddle with my look. It is never JUST right, it is always evolving, always getting adjusted. Change that color…find a new set of pants…oh…nice boots. Endlessly.

So now I have this new dye system, where I have a lot more dyes to pick from, including expensive ones I could only afford to have on one character. Account wide dyes…awesome improvement! But…why do I get that no charge pop up….oh…you guys are data mining me…there will be a dye charge…that I have to pay for in gems…bought with real money…in my future.

And this new wardrobe system. Account wide skins in a much improved U. I. Thanks for this upgrade to the armor system. But…wait…you TRIPLED the price I pay to re-skin all the low armors I re-stat as I level up my character. From level 1 to level 79…you TRIPLED the price?!?!!? And the most reliable method to get these new TRIPLE price transmute charges (that triple thing kinda…okay TOTALLY…infuriates me) is to buy them with real money purchased gems?!?!?! You made this much improved wardrobe system….that is UNAFFORDABLE?!?!!?

And the final straw…you blew up the town clothes system…just….why???

Constructive feedback: I would prefer the previous wardrobe/dye system and suggest you revert to the pre April 15th systems. The new mechanics are not a good value and are hurting my gaming experience.

Explorer # 1: Geez…I hate all these Undead in Orr…they just stand around groaning.

Explorer #2: Yeah…they need to get a life.

Explorer#1: . . . .