Temple of the Silent Skritt:
Everyone caps like normal until 8:30. Then everyone dies in the bottom of a pit trying to press ‘f’ on a shiny thing.
Legacy of the Faceroll:
You can dominate everyone here until they decide to kill a single NPC which automatically allows them to win.
Forest of Nifl’s-hell:
2 people hold 2 points while 2 other people run back and forth screaming obscenities, whilst a 3rd person generally a Thief dodges around a hostile crowd stabbing giant NPCs in the ankles with pine needles hoping he gets the kill.
Battle of Khylo:
1 Person stands on a point, while the rest eat giant boulders in a tower.
Raid on the Capricorn:
People run frantically back and forth between Beach and Dock trying to kill each other, while avoiding the water point as though it’s the plague.
Spirit Watch:
A spectating match between watching either team’s elementalist try to run the orb. Essentially like football, but less balanced.
Guardian:
He who spams boons. Generally annoying people by being hard to kill.
Engineer:
He who spams conditions. Generally annoying people by spamming conditions.
Necromancer:
Frustrated with watching his 8 stacks of bleed disappear due to constant AoE condition cleansing. Moments before committing suicide at the sight of a Monk from GW1.
Elementalist:
He who lawls loudly between mistforms.
Warrior:
Lives by the creed “Thou shalt not kill” added an extra rule “Thou shalt not live passed 20 seconds either”
Mesmer:
He who spams shatter whilst being begged by his team to set us up the portal. Can also manipulate time and space to allow his team to flail pointlessly around 50% faster with a 210 second cooldown.
Thief:
The lowly Scavenger, he preys on the weakest of the pack until people are impressed with his efforts enough to start the mating call, which roughly consists of “Omg Thief is OP l2p”
Ranger:
Trained from birth by the legendary Spartan Shaolin nomads to dominate people at a distance using the Bow of the gods and also a tiny bird hyped up on Steroids and Chuck Norris’ essence. They can also regenerate limbs.
(edited by TheMightyAltroll.3485)