Guild Wars 2

Please look at the overarching lore and storyline of the game, and think about this idea. It sounds like you just want it to be a completely different game, but as a compromise you’re trying to put all those ideas into GW2 as a compromise.
Pirates have always been side enemies and nuisances, whereas the Mordrem are dragon minions. You know, the big bad villains of the entire game? Honestly, it just sounds like you want the game to be Borderlands but with Asura and swords.

Besides that, not everybody is as big of a fan as the Asura as you are. I couldn’t tell you who Agent Zrii is without looking it up, and I doubt that most players care about minor NPCs. If we ever do get Elona, it should be focused primarily around the human element. It was a human land, people played human characters throughout its story, and throwing it to the other races would just be a waste. This entire idea reads like bad fanfic.

As for vampires, Guild Wars vampires already exist. That being said, they aren’t ANYTHING like human vampires. http://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Hopping_Vampire

Sorry, but this would be awful. Elona is a mingling of African and older Middle Eastern culture, in Vabbi’s case. There’s established lore for the undead controlling the area now, and Asuran cowboys would have no place in this. It sounds like you just like the idea of Asuras in cowboy outfits, and are trying to force it into the story anywhere convenient.

I honestly don’t think that’s there’s any RP ‘community’ anymore. It feels like it’s changed so that everyone’s either an overblown villain, a pretty human noble or a painfully clueless sylvari. I’d advise you to figure out which people you like and who will be patient with you, and don’t go out of your way to please the rest. It shouldn’t be a chore, and it shouldn’t be a cause of any personal stress.