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Hello all, I just got back into the game a few weeks ago and finished leveling the character I started when the game came out. I’m tired of playing solo, and am looking for a guild that gets on and plays together fairly often. Dungeons, WvW, PvE, PvP.. I’m down for anything. Thanks for the consideration!
It is a well-known fact that intelligence is invertedly proportional to the accumulated mass of the body encompassing it, hence why norn still adhere to an archaic religious system comprised of an agglomeration of mammalian representations, or why charr are scantily able to affirm a deuce of cast plates fitted to countervail even a burst of sternutation.
In reference to this observation, your statement is clearly unbefitting of any asuran. We are to the inerudite bookahs as the Eternal Alchemy is to the terraqueous globe: transcendent, incomparable, unequaled. How do you propose their impoverished faculties could comprehend the pulchritude of our form? It must be as when a progeny first glimpses the interminability of the Eternal Alchemy – humbling, envy-inducing, perhaps even a bit terrifying. Their counteraction is only commonsensical.
Considering I am a benevolent asura who does not want to eschew our ordained varlets, I will even append an ancillary that even the most mentally challenged bookahs can comprehend.
Bookah. U dumb. Sry.
Signed,
Tetrapyloctomist Jigain, Sr Instructor, College of Synergetics
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