Here’s the deal: Friendly and sociable adults only.
We’ve all had it at one point, the 100+ member guild with 20 interchangeable people on at once.No one says a word, they don’t care how you’re doing or that you’re present, nor do they care if you leave. It happens, it sucks, but it doesn’t have to be that way. [MOA] wants people that aren’t content with sitting back in silence, we want you if you fly your colors unreserved and aren’t afraid to join in on a conversation. Crude humor is a possibility, but rest assured if it goes beyond your comfort zone it will not be ignored. This is a community oriented guild, and as such we’re looking to build a second family, or your first family if yours kinda sucks.
North is south, east is green, THERE ARE CAT PEOPLE!!!
You seem a little lost friend, or perhaps you’re frayed after the umpteenth time failing a dungeon because those pugs just aren’t reliable. Whatever the case may be, [MOA] is here to help. Whether you’re a new or veteran player, confused or well versed, we’re ready to give you the advice, information, assistance, and perhaps most important; patience, that you require. Sometimes you just need a hand, and we’ve got alot, like a squid.
First! Fully maxed out Ascended gear! I can solo a fort in WvW!
Fun is the priority in our little group. If you’re the type that is constantly striving to be the best at everything you probably won’t mingle well. PvE, sPvP and WvWvW are fun, certainly, and that’s the way they should stay. When you log on the only thing you’re expected to do is relax and enjoy yourself, you got enough to worry about without making GW2 a part time job.
Multiple Guild memberships, they are a thing.
What, we’re not enough for you? You need a guild or two on the side huh? That’s alright, we’re more of the casual date you have on the weekends after a tiring week at work. Stop by with some flowers, take a load off, crack open a beer and watch a movie with us. Just don’t forget to call, if you ignore us too long we may move on to greener pastures.
What a deal, it sounds like I’m the one that should be paying you! Where do I sign?
Well the first choice is obvious, you could make a note at the end of this spheel indicating your interest. The thing is though, we don’t pass by this bulletin board often, so your best and most expedient option is to compose an eloquently worded letter, dab some pleasant fragrance on it for our enjoyment, seal it up and mail it to Urshanabi on Borlis Pass. The dude is hard at work arranging a worthwhile place for you to stay, and is constantly staring at his mailbox, tackling the poor underpaid delivery man in order to open and approve your request in record time.
Very Important: Please note that the GW2 mailing system does have a cap on it. Once you hit your limit you will no longer receive mail whether it’s from the Gem Store or other players. We’ve had a handful of people already that have shown interest yet failed to respond to the mail that was sent to them. If you don’t hear back from us within a day it’s probably because you need to clear some mail out, just making new players aware of this restriction.