Guild Wars 2

I’m sure the server cries whenever all three factions end up in the lord room.

wow an entire day and here I thought I was good at contesting waypoints and kittenzle. This thief should be someone for all thieves to aspire to!

Zeal.1376:

Dear whiteout,

I apologize if I have been incomprehensible in any way.
I would like to point out, however, the fact that you fixate on a non-native English speaker’s grammar, made my day.

Surely, if that is the only thing you can fixate on, my message must have a basis of truth. I do hope you have no friends that have to listen to your constant nagging about grammar. If so, I feel truly sorry for them. The sheer fact you get aggravated over a mistake in grammar or the use of slang – which in all countries and their respective languages is widely accepted as a form of culture. I point you towards India or even the UK where the study of slang is one of the most widely studied and recognized, official sciences – is quite amusing.

Furthermore I will educate that narrow-minded brain of yours by explaining my widely known ’’abbreviations’’ and/or uses of slang:

- Y U SO BAD:
Why are you so bad ?
- Y U SO MAD
Why are you so angry ?
-> The two previous examples are examples in which a player tries to taunt another player.

- QQroflstompwtfomgT_T_____________T:
This abbreviation is a perfect description of a player like you. It illustrates a player that moans at every chance he or she gets over a small mistake or fact. Often used to describe players that were aggravated by either of the two above-mentioned taunts after which they made a reply in which they make themselves seem like complete and utter ‘people of lower intellect’.

- OMGULIARWTFQQQQQQ
By this I mean the fact that my statement prior to this abbreviation will be disagreed with. The disagreement followed by either a world of hate ( apologies, not sure if a comma is meant to be in place here ) or invalid arguments that try to make it seem as if my statements are in some way false, ( again same problem. Coma ? Mr. Grammar kitten ? ) or less true then it actually seems.

Have a nice day.

MUCH LUFF BR0 <33333333333333 ( <- that’s a heart. Luff means love. The 0 in ’’br0’’ is actually a O, this resulting in the spelling of the word ’’bro’’ which also means brother or, in some slang, often used to describe a friend ).

Successful grammar troll is successful! The extra detail you added has fed the troll within me for the moment, thank you good sir, THANK YOU!

As for a “none-native English speaker” your English ain’t bad at all, try and put a bit more effort into your posts

I am loving all this Surmia x Arborstone alliance QQ. Please continue to feed the troll within me so I can find the strength to focus you even further

Zeal.1376:

As if u don’t go there any chance u get :P

If the butchery of the English language is not a valid reason to invade a borderland I’m not sure what is.

malakas.8294:

Fr guys are mad on us,cause we had em in last tier for a month (what a shame).U mad bros,and u cant be anything else apart from that.Ros,doing nothing than climb cliffs and watching fr zergs vs wsr,sneaky behind em and take non upgraded keeps.Strong tact if u ask me,guess thats why u dont wanna go any higher.Keep on posting those glorious wins u have against random zergs from wsr with tags like,“fear”,“oeg” etc etc.Be proud to own amateur wvw and casual guilds.BUT,when it comes for real battles,Like today in wsr borderlands,where u fr had that many,and u could not do anything else than exchange non upgraded camps with ros,talk to wsr about alliances.3 hours,i did nothing than luring ppl,and kicking u.I admit it,u are no kittens,most of u die at front line like afker’s.

Based on my rough translation of idiot I believe this is an invitation to the WSR borderland.

Hey there everyone, I’m commander Dolyak also known as that noobish thief who jumps on corpses. Just thought I’d stop by on the forums and say hello and thanks to both sides for all the loot bags, this is the first match up where I actually need to stop every 30 minutes to empty my 140 slot bag space.

I’m loving the fact that Arborstone thinks they don’t have the numbers to win, but I do agree with them on that point, instead of the usual 40+ horde I see they could do with doubling that to stand a chance against our uber 20-30 man zerg. Still if Arborstone actually got organised and learnt how to play we’d probably be a small stain on the floor so get on that

As for WSR if you start begging for an alliance the day before reset (after taking lowlands :P) and hand out sentences such as “we will let you win” or “you can have the big castle” while said castle is T3 with a way point and chuck full of supply only serves to anger the mega noob: Commander Dolyak and causes me to put the focus on WSR. But I do like certain commanders over at WSR such as the kitty commander from [CREW] (I really, really like this guy since he is the only one with major skills). I also find it hilarious when a noob from whiteside whispers me every two minutes trying to rub it in my face when he takes back T1 mendons while I’m sitting inside the T3 WSR garrison Please by all means continue we’ll have lunch Dignaty.

Finally a note to both sides keep trebbing SM its SUPER effective!

EDIT: turns out the kitty commander was from [CREW] not [NOM] with its other kitty commander XD.

Special thanks to WSR for letting us have overlook this morning!

I think anet angered the culling gods.

I can safely say that as far as GoA is concerned Xaoc is NOT welcome on Surmia and there will no doubt be plenty of people outside of GoA who agree with us. We’ve finally recovered from all the “damage” done by the alliance so being thrown around several tiers only having to depend on Xaoc for the higher tiers only to have them walk off later on is not a welcome idea.

In short stay away from Surmia Xaoc and its massive numbers will never be welcome.

Dear RoF

Thank you for the T3 orgewatch this morning, and I would like to apologize to the several defenders inside who came again and again and refused to build siege, or even repair the gate with all that lovely supply inside, it was rather rude of me to roflstomp repeatedly alongside my brilliant up scaled assistant and our mighty ram and ballista.

Best regards

Commander Dolyak

How about some Asura Mega lasers instead?

There’s been no co-operation between Vabbi and RoS as far as I know, and it should be over as soon enough as either Vabbi/RoS move up a tier. Plus neither side are going to leave points like the FoW BL alone when it can increase their point income.

Niadon.9270:

Whiteout.7935:

Finally as a side note please tone down the kitten of that recruitment video I doubt anyone will take you seriously, it is silly and embarrassing :P

lol it’s roleplayed -_- half of what is written comes from the utterances of some surmia pugs that met some of us in battle during the first hours we was there, it’s been funny and I though to use it, but as always people are able to see plots and dictatorships everywhere

Fair enough but even as role play material its still pretty funny/embarressing to watch.

Welcome to Surima! Always happy to have more in WvW, but by the same token we’re also happy to have more in PvE, so please don’t come into our game of monopoly, flip the table and tell us to play scrabble =/

PvE guilds from other servers are more than welcome here and as visitors to the server I (and many others) do not appreciated you saying Surmia is now WvW only and that you are going to get in the way for new guilds wanting to do PvE.

Finally as a side note please tone down the kitten of that recruitment video I doubt anyone will take you seriously, it is silly and embarrassing :P

Best wishes

Loudcrank WvW/PvE fan

Thanks for letting us know about the [SPY] guild, I myself have never even seen these guys but I don’t particularly pay attention to guild tags half the time (unless its an IMP). We’ll keep an eye out for these guys.

Some seriously intense fighting in EB today, exactly the kind of WvW I came to play.

You do realise I was asking if you would be open to a deal, not to mention I said I wasn’t representing Surmia when I asked you, or the fact that none of them would have agreed to it anyway. :P