Dearest Arenanet,
I understand you are deeply concerned about my complete lack of interest in your mastery system. So much so, you’re convinced my failure to engage with it is due to being unable to find the button. I assure you I know where the button is. I don’t feel like bothering with a mechanic I don’t enjoy on an alt account I log into in order to chop trees in peace while listening to music. Please stop popping this window up. No, no really, I know where the button is. Oh god, stop. Stahp.
Kind regards,
blueroad