Guild Wars 2

A giant man-made robot? A huge, horrifying monster risen from the depths? This all fits with a certain movie from last summer that I quite enjoyed. Just tell me that Idris Elba and Ron Perlman will show up, and I will love you forever, Anet.

Oh, and I nickname the giant watchwork “Gypsy Briar”

My best guess is Logan will run off at the worst possible moment.

Who cares about some silly human “god” and their melodramas?

We must know what happened at Black Mesa… er, the Thaumanova Reactor! This is an environmental disaster that bears investigation. Those Inquest bookah were up to something shady (as usual), and any Asura worth his or her genius certification should be dying to research this recent historical event!

Vote for Ellen Kiel, for the sake of Asuran research. For science! For the Eternal Alchemy!

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