Guild Wars 2

thief zerg from ebay chased across map. good job GH. I didn’t know you sorry sacks of kitten still exist. Embarrassing.

Holy baby Jesus’ birthday! Full que DB and it took you dik skins long enough to take sm with your messy kitten. I think I’m just going to pve for now since that is probably harder than mowing down what I thought was people playing.

Oh great, look out everyone, Void is in SM right now fumbling around. if you wanna come see what a failed garbage truck is like, come see them litter the area with garbage and bags. don’t bother opening their bags either, its just more trash. Worst Christmas ever!!!!!

Good job db. chased one guy across a map and it took a zerg you pieces of kitten. go back to pvdoor you trashcans. maybe you and ebay can hold hands while zerging 1 mans. what garbage dumps

Yo I got some footage just recently 4v~9 Zod from ebay trying to kill people dueling hahaha. Nice try on the veil you kittening trashcans. 15+ was a good decision on wiping us 4.

Forecast for EB; the weather will continue to be fair. I guess they take every week off.

Okay, so these are ideas that absolutely have not been theory crafted but rather are just really loose ideas. Not to be taken seriously, but I mean hey, would be cool I think if there is a way to implement some of this stuff for engis and have it be balanced. These are more for fun than anything.

- So first off for skins; everyone says it, i’ll get it out of the way; engi’s backpack skins for their ft, bombs, etc. yes they look like hobo sacks, and it should be changed I think. either that, or give us some options to choose, or maybe race specific? i dunno. something. ok done.

- Also class specific skins in terms of how we get to choose one of 3 when we first make our characters (I still use my engi goggles at cap). Cool idea I think.

- Or add some random sunglasses to skin as armor I dunno. (Gurren Lagann shades for my engi please! ha). some random helmet skins I really like; I had this wizard had on my ele that was townclothes, but it would be so cool as a helmet skin!

Okay now for the really weird, probably unbalanced features that would be cool for engi’s (remember, these are just loose ideas that would be cool. just random).

- Motorcycle elite skill. haha. your in a motorcycle for like a min. increased speed. has a ability similar to ride the lightning, and another that leaves a trail of fire, a blind maybe (flash high beams). I dunno maybe a chain pull? totally silly and unbalanced. could be bad or awesome. or both.

- Tank elite skill; they have a tank in later story mode missions you have to repair. would be like the golem you can summon and ride in, but useful. could act as like a mobile cannon. this probably wouldnt be practical in anyway. balancing it would be a pain i imagine cus itd probably be made super weak. still a cool idea tho lol.

- Hammer. Engineers using a hammer. balancing this I can see be a pain and maybe even change the class, but still a cool idea. And I know they already have a million kits. would be cool though!

- a Drill/digging Kit; like the townclothes item in a sense. has a ride the lightning dash, has a invun like elixir S where you Dig underground for like how ever many seconds, slow people, shockwaves, and other weird not-so-thought out stuff.

Last minute off-the-top-of-my-head ideas

- parachute for high falls. literally just thought of this a minute ago. haha. like a chance to parachute or something. I dunno.

- hand cannon/gatling gun kit; you know, pew pew stuff.

- actual shoulder bazooka/rpg type of weapon. or a kit. I don’t know.

Also, this idea is more of a race thing, and will probably never ever happen, considering it changes a lot of things (it probably should never happen haha), but found it hilarious; Norns and Charr should be able to throw Asurans, or launch asurans in cata’s and trebs. That is all. hahahah. be some sweet combo moves an stuff…anways…

Okay, so those are my weird, zany ideas. Not to be taken seriously, this was more for fun. Maybe inspire Anet? but I doubt it. I can see how a lot of these would be drawbacks and what not, but as I said. just throwing pointless ideas around for the engi. except the backpack thing. that is serious. lol.

Had some fun roaming unfair fights today. thanks TC!

got boring throwing these trashcan thieves around from Cern. You guys def got me though when your mountain of garbage came to help. I think I’m just gonna pve now since its more challenging then fighting you ‘guise.’ I’ll have to work on my 1vdumptruck of garbage. fighting a few trashcans that can invis is too ez.

Eviator.9746:

And another one! Man, this is getting embarrassing…

As an engineer, It honestly is really nothing to brag about beating other people 1v1. In most cases it is a given.

tiramisu.8706:

I don’t understand why people would continue to suicide to protect a supply camp. In 40 minutes, I made almost a stack of badges and it wasn’t even satisfying. No strategy, no skill, just suiciding with numbers as a safety cushion. It’s a supply camp.

Holographic wings, Jade weapon ticket…maybe precursor next?

saiyr.3071:

I think he meant his side had the pugs not yours?

My mistake for misinterpreting you, Kronyx

Kronyx.2570:

tiramisu.8706:

Kronyx.2570:

CNB is one of the few remaining NA time Kaineng, Frosch. And having fought them in NA primetime, I can agree, they were great fights

Also, the response time of EBay is definitely top notch, within 2 mins inside their garrison, and they have 80 people there….

And does Rekz run in 30 man groups everyday lol? I don’t think they are used to getting wiped, so they left our BL after 3 wipes from RAM + my group of pugs

We can only run 30 around reset. We usually have 15-20 during the weekdays. I think the other day we had 19 + VS guild group.

Since I was short on time since I logged on late, we decided to try and take things quickly before I had to log off. After taking Yak Garrison, we fought with your group a couple of times for fun even at the disadvantage since some of the fights VS was recovering from their own seperate wipes.

After the last fight, we managed to wipe your groups so we decided to try and take SM for the last cap of the night in which the a whole Yak zerg |+ RAM decided to charge out the inner at the same time lol. Instead of trying to rally the pugs, I had to leave otherwise I’d be stuck at work with no sleep.

Well I wouldnt call it a disadvantage, it was equal numbers at first. But VS was just getting wiped by pugs, while RAM took on Rekz.

Don’t get me wrong tho. Mad respect for Rekz, probably the only guild in Ehmry I haven’t been able to wipe with pugs

You’ve barely been able to wipe us without pugs

Pasfiebe.9186:

Alot of FA are taking the week off to be honest so its a bit more even…

lol

kitten.3178:

Ebay: How many people do you have in that zerg in your home bl with [REKZ] jesus!

we average 23-30 brehhh. we all run summon power suits!

Walabone.6713:

LAD Infinitum.1675:

KStudios.2850:

LAD Infinitum.1675:

Many thanks to Rekz for the GvG’s tonight. As anticipated, was a great, eye-opening experience. Also, many thanks to Tira for the post-match pointers! Super helpful

I always miss getting to see this kind of stuff… T.T

Worry not, you didn’t miss much beyond the usual (Rekz was very gracious in buying us round after round of dirt naps … I’d imagine their wallets would be empty if not for all the bags we reimbursed them with hehehe. I think we went ~10 rounds, and from what I could see got a grand total of 1 confirmed kill in the final round.

We’ve got a lot to work on, but I think with patience and practice we may one day get there. Certainly with Tira’s input, and many other of EBay’s friendlies, it’s been a huge help

You sold us short! We had 3 kills at the end – mwhahaha. Soon we will have 4!

Haha I’d say you guys provided a solid challenge though. I’m still getting used to my build so I had to work on my positioning because front line was on me quite a bit. Nobody likes the guy throwing nades :p

Can I cry in the forums too and share my feelings?

People could be really good Yu-Gi-Oh writers in here.

Yeah I had fun skirmishing with the EDGE group today. Got me good a few times and kept me on my toes. But I have to agree with Alex, I figured It would have been a quicker fight with the lot of you. still real fun and challenging for me though.

I also say we should do a good ol’ GvG. Would be fun.

Had fun skirmishing along side a Mesmer on my server, against a few of you BP guys northeast of Bay, I think it was in your boarderland. was really fun and challenging. I was the asura engineer from Sekz

Brando.1374:

Wizardauz.3761:

itohead.2749:

When ever I read people’s posts saying, “Now enjoy the pain we have brought by taking your BL, muwahahah” or “Get ready tonight, because we have your map!” It’s all voiced in my head like people in the old Speed Racer cartoon. or reminds me of Yu Gi Oh. lol. “Now I am going to explain my elaborate plan to you so you will know how to counter it!” “Now I will play my special card!” lol. So silly.

Had fun this morning in BP’s bl skirmishing a group of 4 bp dudes between greenvale and victors, I was the bomb engi with the norn warrior. You guys put up a good fight!

I couldn’t resist…

Bahaha OMG My co workers are looking at me like im crazy because this made me laugh.

so perfect! hhahaha

When ever I read people’s posts saying, “Now enjoy the pain we have brought by taking your BL, muwahahah” or “Get ready tonight, because we have your map!” It’s all voiced in my head like people in the old Speed Racer cartoon. or reminds me of Yu Gi Oh. lol. “Now I am going to explain my elaborate plan to you so you will know how to counter it!” “Now I will play my special card!” lol. So silly.

Had fun this morning in BP’s bl skirmishing a group of 4 bp dudes between greenvale and victors, I was the bomb engi with the norn warrior. You guys put up a good fight!

santi.7516:

At YB we miss Sekz so much, we always can learn something new from them, but i always had been curious, why did Sekz moved from NSP?, since now they are pretty much fighting the same guys they did at tier 6 since it’s just a matter of time for AR to rise on tier 5, was NSP a bad server?.

They don’t wvw consistently. Not enough anyways. And we wanted more of a challenge with a more competent server. So far we have been treated great here, and people work together. A nice change. And Yaks was fairly fun to go up against. DR has been fairly fun to go against also. Some challenging folks.

patricide.1062:

Boreal.9826:

Ah, ok. I do run into [GH] much more often than you guys.

Haven’t seen [ECHO] yet, but then I haven’t been playing much this week.

I thoroughly enjoy fighting [GH]. It’s always an interesting fight because they have this never ending supply of nasty little tricks they can pull.

That [Seks] guild takes turtling to a whole new level. I’m not bashing them at all, btw. They are REALLY good at what they do! They are really disciplined. It is a lot harder than it may appear to get 30+ people to stay close to a commander. It takes a lot of bulldog-style leadership to do it.

Yeah, there are only ~8-14 of us at a time at the moment since we just transferred. And pugs will randomly follow us sometimes; We are just waiting for the rest of our members, which is only a few more.

my cowboy bat engineer

jkctmc.8754:

autumnsigh.7512:

jkctmc.8754:

This is how good Sekz is. They hide behind siege, when their opponents have the outmanned buff. As a Ranger I scored 22 kills (count my stacks) on these really bad zerg players before they stopped coming out of the tower.

lol….. Sekz is not good.

Nice. You took a screenshot when we were taking a break two weeks ago. We should make you the photographer for our family pictures.

How did you know I owned my own photography business?

I love how Sekz zergs the forums too. I guess when you’re bad at the game on an individual level, and can’t win anything worth mentioning in game, you have the forums to zerg.

itohead.2749:

…wait, was that during our bathroom/dinner break? Calm down, I guess I would be fairly upset too if I got smashed a million times in wvw.

No Sekz member has ever killed any of my toons. You’ll get good enough one day to leave the zerg.

Crying typically makes people feel better. Obviously it hasn’t done much for you.

but on a more serious note, you should seriously check out Apples to Apples.

jkctmc.8754:

This is how good Sekz is. They hide behind siege, when their opponents have the outmanned buff. As a Ranger I scored 22 kills (count my stacks) on these really bad zerg players before they stopped coming out of the tower.

lol….. Sekz is not good.

…wait, was that during our bathroom/dinner break? Calm down, I guess I would be fairly upset too if I got smashed a million times in wvw.

jkctmc.8754:

itohead.2749:

jkctmc.8754:

erigais.6805:

jkctmc.8754:

itohead.2749:

[SoS]?……oh you mean this guild me and 5 other dudes just wiped?

That’s cool, 5 green upleveled arrows doing Karma runs. You can see the green uparrows clear as day in your screenshot. You’re good. <laughs hysterically>

Seriously? I could have killed an upleveled group fighting a camp, solo.

Friend me so we can duel when I’m on.

lol your clan full of bads??? hahahaahaha. that fact your fighting so hard for 1v1s shows your guild got 0 wvw coordination. no wonder you guys trying to hard to make a name for yourselvs off of us. im gonna give you some free pro-tips. picking off people in zerker gear thieves makes you bad in wvw. if its not a team build your doing it wrong.

You’re so good, you are afraid of fighting me 1v1?

In my screenshot of picking you off, I’m a Ranger, not a Thief in zerker gear. That makes you guys horribly bad. Just because you can play follow the leader, doesn’t make you good.

dude, I’ll 1v1 you in a game of Apples to Apples.

Not sure what you mean by Apples to Apples, but friend me so we can duel when I’m logged on.

Whattt? You’ve never played the board game apples to apples??? OMG! It’s soo fun. well, I guess you need 3 people at least, but one person picks a card and has a subject. then the other two people have 7 cards each, and they choose the one that fits the subject best. Hilarity ensues because sometimes they are just funny. Oh it’s such a good time!

jkctmc.8754:

erigais.6805:

jkctmc.8754:

itohead.2749:

[SoS]?……oh you mean this guild me and 5 other dudes just wiped?

That’s cool, 5 green upleveled arrows doing Karma runs. You can see the green uparrows clear as day in your screenshot. You’re good. <laughs hysterically>

Seriously? I could have killed an upleveled group fighting a camp, solo.

Friend me so we can duel when I’m on.

lol your clan full of bads??? hahahaahaha. that fact your fighting so hard for 1v1s shows your guild got 0 wvw coordination. no wonder you guys trying to hard to make a name for yourselvs off of us. im gonna give you some free pro-tips. picking off people in zerker gear thieves makes you bad in wvw. if its not a team build your doing it wrong.

You’re so good, you are afraid of fighting me 1v1?

In my screenshot of picking you off, I’m a Ranger, not a Thief in zerker gear. That makes you guys horribly bad. Just because you can play follow the leader, doesn’t make you good.

dude, I’ll 1v1 you in a game of Apples to Apples.

[SoS]?……oh you mean this guild me and 5 other dudes just wiped?