Guild Wars 2

Dear so-called Arena Net,

I would like to express my dissatisfaction with the sign posting in Divinity’s Reach. During my travels I noticed a sign pointing to “The Great Collapse”. This intrigued me so I followed the aforementioned sign only to be turned away by some Seraph. They didn’t actually move though, so I just walked past them to have a look around.

To my shock and horror I found a giant hole in the ground where a whole district had collapsed. I am furious that the people of Divinity’s Reach saw fit to change the name on the signs from the original district name to “The Great Collapse” in order to attract some kind of perverse tourism from an event that doubtless killed thousands.

In my anger I headed over to Rurikton and the Maiden’s Whisper, only to be outraged that this wasn’t actually a brothel like the name suggested.

This experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth and made me lose faith in the human race in general.

Yours truly.

So is Jane Roe, (aka whiny smelly bookah crybaby), and family a citizen of Lions Arch or Divinity’s Reach? I put it to the court that Mrs Matilda Roe is a very well off trophy wife with a house in every city, who has decided to start a hate campaign against the esteemed, and very innocent Tixx, so as to distract herself from the boredom of being rich.
Also she stole my pet fern hound during the riots.