Guild Wars 2

Could I get an invite please

ShadowPuppet.3746:

noctern.5213:

JustTrogdor.7892:

noctern.5213:

Granted – Super efficient nuclear powered laser weaponry for your classes – unfortunately they are unshielded so you die of radiation poisoning before being able to use them.

I wish i could run faster then a centaur.

Granted but as soon as you pass the centaur in a race giant mega-troll and his giant mega-troll wife spawns and rips your characters head off, smashes it into the centaur head causing both heads to explode and giant mega-troll’s wife uses the mess to make dye for her new dress made from baby Quaggan skin.

I wish my ranger pets had clothes.

Granted, unfortunately the polyester material the clothes are made from gernate a huge static charge and detonate your pet.

I wish I could be a Dev

Granted, unfortunately Anet’s development team is full and you have been assigned to Hello Kitty Online.

I wish using engineer grenade kit did not give me carpal tunnel!

Granted – grenade kit has been removed – also as Anet is a caring company your account has been suspended to allow you to recover – on the bright side you are given a free sub to Hello Kitty Online.

I wish we could play as Giants

JustTrogdor.7892:

noctern.5213:

Granted – Super efficient nuclear powered laser weaponry for your classes – unfortunately they are unshielded so you die of radiation poisoning before being able to use them.

I wish i could run faster then a centaur.

Granted but as soon as you pass the centaur in a race giant mega-troll and his giant mega-troll wife spawns and rips your characters head off, smashes it into the centaur head causing both heads to explode and giant mega-troll’s wife uses the mess to make dye for her new dress made from baby Quaggan skin.

I wish my ranger pets had clothes.

Granted, unfortunately the polyester material the clothes are made from gernate a huge static charge and detonate your pet.

I wish I could be a Dev

Fox Soul.4809:

noctern.5213:

Sandra Martino.3870:

noctern.5213:

Doggie.3184:

JustTrogdor.7892:

noctern.5213:

Granted, but only while in a full party and if all are drinking at the time.

I wish we could use our crafting skills to build our own houses.

Granted but houses are of Ascended quality and require ascended materials and crafting to 1000 in all 8 crafts.

I wish the stack limit was changed to 500.

Granted, but you’ll have to pay 10g taxes weekly per item stack that exceeds 250 or the items get confiscated.

I wish they’d replace Last Refuge trait on Thieves with something totally different.

Granted – you now have the “something totally different” skill – when you use it you stun yourself and make yourself vunerable for 5 sec

I wish I had a boat to save me swimming witht he sharks all the time.

You`ll get your boat, but the captain and its entire crew give you the “stare”.

That said.. i wish to win the lottery next week!

Granted – Congratulations I am sure you and Trahearne will be very happy, you did know he was the first division prize.

I wish I could organise the dredge to be my minions.

Granted, but dredges will start a revolution and kill you IRL.

I wish new weapons for all classes.

Granted – Super efficient nuclear powered laser weaponry for your classes – unfortunately they are unshielded so you die of radiation poisoning before being able to use them.

I wish i could run faster then a centaur.

Sandra Martino.3870:

noctern.5213:

Doggie.3184:

JustTrogdor.7892:

noctern.5213:

Granted, but only while in a full party and if all are drinking at the time.

I wish we could use our crafting skills to build our own houses.

Granted but houses are of Ascended quality and require ascended materials and crafting to 1000 in all 8 crafts.

I wish the stack limit was changed to 500.

Granted, but you’ll have to pay 10g taxes weekly per item stack that exceeds 250 or the items get confiscated.

I wish they’d replace Last Refuge trait on Thieves with something totally different.

Granted – you now have the “something totally different” skill – when you use it you stun yourself and make yourself vunerable for 5 sec

I wish I had a boat to save me swimming witht he sharks all the time.

You`ll get your boat, but the captain and its entire crew give you the “stare”.

That said.. i wish to win the lottery next week!

Granted – Congratulations I am sure you and Trahearne will be very happy, you did know he was the first division prize.

I wish I could organise the dredge to be my minions.

Vorch.2985:

Doggie.3184:

Granted, but you’ll have to pay 10g taxes weekly per item stack that exceeds 250 or the items get confiscated.

I wish they’d replace Last Refuge trait on Thieves with something totally different.

Granted. Last Refuge is replaced with Everlasting Refuge…thieves cast Shadow Refuge with every 10% health lost with a 10 second cool down.

I wish Fine-Transmutation stones unlocked skins and put them in a locker a-la PvP or the Achievement tab.

Granted – the skins are for appearance only and can not be used in anyway.

see wish above

Doggie.3184:

JustTrogdor.7892:

noctern.5213:

Granted, but only while in a full party and if all are drinking at the time.

I wish we could use our crafting skills to build our own houses.

Granted but houses are of Ascended quality and require ascended materials and crafting to 1000 in all 8 crafts.

I wish the stack limit was changed to 500.

Granted, but you’ll have to pay 10g taxes weekly per item stack that exceeds 250 or the items get confiscated.

I wish they’d replace Last Refuge trait on Thieves with something totally different.

Granted – you now have the “something totally different” skill – when you use it you stun yourself and make yourself vunerable for 5 sec

I wish I had a boat to save me swimming witht he sharks all the time.

Azunai.5974:

foofad.5162:

Granted. Each minion uses Trahearne’s voice set, in a slightly different pitch.

Moving on.

I wish my character could get romantically involved with an NPC like in Mass Effect.

…. You only get to be romantically involved with Trahearne. HAH.

I wish we can fish.

Granted, but only while in a full party and if all are drinking at the time.

I wish we could use our crafting skills to build our own houses.

Sykper.6583:

noctern.5213:

ShadowPuppet.3746:

JustTrogdor.7892:

noctern.5213:

Granted, and i must say you look fantastic in those chaps now!

I wish my holographic wings could make me fly.

Granted but the only place they take you is SAB W2 Trib mode which you have to complete in less than 5 minutes before you can go back to world. Logging out and back in will not work.

I wish when I complete a jumping puzzle I am showered with valuable gifts, all of Tyria cheers over my greatness and women throw themselves at me in real life.

Granted, women will now throw themselves at you but they all used to be named Dave.

You are meant to make a wish

i wish I could see inside of locked chests before i opened them

Granted, but all you will ever see is disappointment.

I wish for people to stop crying about Warriors.

Granted, now every NPC you pass as a warrior throws rotten fruit and veg at you.

I wish my necro pets could talk

Gibson.4036:

A: Players are too clever at creating invincible self-heal bunkers so we have to keep nerfing healing.

Q: Why are dyes unlocked per character instead of per account?

Dear Gibson,

Why indeed, there answer there is “For your enjoyment”
I thought loing and hard about this and asked myself how stoked i would be to get an abyss dye drop,and the answer is pretty kitten stoked, now if i made all your dyes account bound you only feel this joy once, as it stands now you feel this joy with each new character. Glad i could make you feel better, your welcome.

Dear Dev

Why does it cost me so much to use a portal – I helped save the world should I not get a discount.

ShadowPuppet.3746:

JustTrogdor.7892:

noctern.5213:

Granted, and i must say you look fantastic in those chaps now!

I wish my holographic wings could make me fly.

Granted but the only place they take you is SAB W2 Trib mode which you have to complete in less than 5 minutes before you can go back to world. Logging out and back in will not work.

I wish when I complete a jumping puzzle I am showered with valuable gifts, all of Tyria cheers over my greatness and women throw themselves at me in real life.

Granted, women will now throw themselves at you but they all used to be named Dave.

You are meant to make a wish

i wish I could see inside of locked chests before i opened them

JustTrogdor.7892:

Azunai.5974:

You get your dungeons and fractals but they are impossible to beat.

I WISH FOR UNICORNS.

Granted, you now own The Dreamer and it is the only weapon you can use on any of your characters.

I wish for better medium armor aside from trench coats.

Granted, and i must say you look fantastic in those chaps now!

I wish my holographic wings could make me fly.

Would only need pvp and pve skills, WvW would default to pvp skills as that is what 90% of it is, and if you are in WvW to cap points or harvest or do other pve stuff then you do not need your skills anyway as you are just running and gathering and popping points.
The guys did a fantastic job of seperating and balancing the skills in GW1 I have faith in them that they could rise to the occasion and do it again for GW2.

In the dimm dark days of Guild Wars the skills were not split, but the community was – everytime there was a nerf one side or the other (pve/pvp) would cry foul and much discontent was present. Then during one meeting of devs a often silent voice spoke up and said let us split pve and pvp skills and bring happiness and harmony to our community, and with that the first God walking amongst mere mortals was born, and all were stunned at the quickness of though and indepth understanding that this now god like figure had demonstrated.
Now 250 years later our gods have abandoned us along with it seems our god like ideas person.
Someone stand up, be proud and in your next meeting claim – For the good of the community I feel we need to all draw from the past look to the future and work in the present and as such we need to implement split pve / pvp skills. I am sure all will look upon your in awe and reverence, your name will echo down the hallways at Anet HQ and the community will flood the forums shouting their praises to you.
On a side note as all the other gods have fled you will also have the privillage of being the only god in the world, so the world will be yours, and really who does not want that?