Guild Wars 2

So awhile back, I posted a thread about ways to get a precurser. It wasn’t a QQ or rage thread about TP prices or RNG drop rates, but how the best to get it using a combination of gold farming, and the mystic forge. So after continuing to work on getting my Tooth of Frostfang, by doing dungeons, farming mats, etc. I recieved a PM as a response to that thread. A kind soul has graciously chosen to donate Tooth of Frostfang to me as a gift. As of last night I am a proud and grateful owner of The Tooth of Frostfang!

This is a shout out to you mysterious stranger!! Just wanted to again publicly honor and thank you for such an awesome gift. Thank you again kind and generous person. Such deeds often get repaid in kind many fold over. May you recieve blessings, and peace in whatever you do. Thanks!!!

Best. Thread. Ever. Too bad it got derailed…
I was inspired to write my own version of the song based on what was brought up here.
Here goes:

Tyrian Rhapsody

Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide. No escape from my enemies.
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.
I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
Because gold is easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me. To me.

Maaaamaaaaaa! Just killed a warband! Put my hammer against their heads, took a swing and now they’re dead.
Silvari life has just begun, and know we’ve gone and thrown it all away!
Didn’t mean to make you die,
If I’m not online this time tomorrow.
Carry on! Carry on. As if bloodstone dust really matters…

I’m too late! Tequatls just begun.
Sends shivers down my spine.
Inventory is full all the time.
Good bye everybody, I’ve got to go!
Gotta leave you all behind and face my wife!
Mama! ooo
I don’t want to die!
I sometimes wish I wouldn’t have a Norn at all!

I see a little silhouetto of a charr.
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the jumping puzzle.
Thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening me!
Zorromos, Zorromos
Zorromos, Zorromos
Zorromos RNG, Magnifico!

I’m just a poor plant, nobody loves me.
He’s just a poor plant from a poor Pale Tree,
Spare him his life from this Risen Monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will your guild let you go?
Asura! No – we will not let you go – let him go
Asura! We will not let you go – let him go
Asura! We will not let you go – let me go
Will not let you go – let me go (never)
Never let you go – let me go
Never let me go – ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go!
Balthazar has an obsidian shard put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeeee!

So you think you can kill me and loot my stuff!
So you think you can steal my buff!
Ohh babyyy, I’ll report you, noob babyyy
Just gotta get out, just gotta get out of the combaaat.

oooh yeah, oooh yeah.
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Karma really matters
Anyone can see
Karma really matters – karma really matters to me