No Yaks Shall Pass – Level 80 Thief
Sorrows Furnace – Special Tactics Assault Recon[StaR]
You are welcome FC for that GoM wipe inside your keep :P. I lead our whole EB zerg into your keep to wipe GoM
. The skill lag that ensued was awful.
Also Theftwind are you this quick to seriously cry hacker in map chat without any testing or completely obvious hacking. Don’t be mad because you were outplayed bro.
This is what SF Commanders and co. do when we are bored with WvW or logging off for the night. On another note this is where SF secret WvW meetings go on.
Monk, i think youre crazy lol. Darkhaven has a large “skirmish” base of people from duos all the way up to 8-10 man. From guilds like PD,FG,SoTC,GRIM ect. to act like SF is this bastion of small scale warfare when you folks are known for your hornets nest mentality.
to be honest, i think “skirmish” wise AR/DH/DR would be fun, again im just talking about the small scale stuff.
and in finishing , to all our folks on DH we have had a t1 guild come over and they are quite interested in showing everyone what they have learned, So keep an eye out for the toon Random Conditions and give him a listen.
Jaxx of GRIM
I have mad respect for PD especially the mesmer that Seven helped gear up, you are an amazing player. As for the other guilds you mentioned FG is an easy wipe with anything close to matching numbers and i havn’t even ran into the SoTC guild. As far as GRIM goes you guys just have the one mesmer that i seem to run into.
Also i never claimed SF was some small scale bastion, that was HoD and go ask PAXA how that plan worked.
As far as the AR/DH/DR matchup, i dont honestly see how you DH can compete in small scale tactics with AR and ADQQBtsy except for maybe one or two guilds
Thieves, Thieves, Thieves…. Why do you laugh at someone know is an easy kill for your class? Seriously, if you’re a thief, you don’t get to laugh at anyone when you kill them , you don’t have the right. In other news, we be in SF keep right now.
I find this hilarious because i /laugh at thieves as i kill them
Edited because i forgot to tell you to have fun PvDooring
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I’d kill to face DR just for the roaming opponents, NSP-DR-SF or GoM-DR-SF comonnnn anet make it happen -_-
Gator’s kittenes better be wearing jimmys :P
Where is the SF guild PvP?
They are no longer around members split into eXo and other guilds
Boo
… I enjoyed fighting them so much.
eXo won’t disappoint. Even though we are smaller than PVP we pack a good punch and dive into zergs with only 3 members.
None Shall Pass also loves when we show up in all our slow glory.
Dat glory
Hey SF look who i found again
. Also look who still comes into a dueling arena interrupting duels and then complains about us killing him
Where is the SF guild PvP?
They are no longer around members split into eXo and other guilds
So whatever happened to King Amadeus, is he enjoying a forum vacation? Inquiring minds wonder.
Someone decided to get him banned because of the kitten, so he is another one of our retired forum warriors.
Farewell my dear soldier
Also: it was only twice because the moment that Abys/BURN zerg saw 3 SFs running towards them they’d make a beeline back to SM’s arrow cart coverage and wasn’t content to stop running until they were covered by at least 3 carts.
~Super accurate~ forum post is super accurate.
But anyhoo, grats on the coordination SF, you had it last night.
As for the mass invis wipe I’m thinking of, I don’t think you had much more than us but in our defense it was the middle of the night, I had tagged up after everyone else went to bed and was leading pugs in their sleep to take down your 4 trebs on QL. Saw it coming but didn’t have time to type out a warning. Now lets post every single wipe each server has had using ~superior T1 tactics of mass invis, flanks, and blast finishers. Kay? Because then we’d have a lot more reading material to sift through.
Like ABYS roflstomping KING a couple nights ago in NSP BL? That was a fun Open field fight right there.
This makes me laugh as i personally know how many you guys run with and KING hasnt fielded more than 8 in the same TS channel this week. I also wasn’t there at NSP BL so i don’t know who you “roflstomped”. With Seven Mirror quitting and me being rather bored of WvW there isnt much organization in WvW with KING right now.
On a side note everytime i try to get like a 5v5 against abys you kitten out. You guys always want 20v20. Hell when i first asked myro about gvg he wanted a 25v25. KING can’t field kitten like that.
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God kitten it Seven, come back to me, i already miss you.
The latest Teivospy Classic is up now, Lad guy gives it 1 doggy out of 2 dwongos
-Your Big Horse
LOL Zen Nightwing so nub, “Twilight Hack” wtf is that
Before I threw on my tag, we were commanderless and staring at a zerg of SF playing with Omegas in a field covered by your ACs. I’m sure you weren’t all rallied there the whole time, but when I pushed down a few times on my guard only to encounter AC fire from the hill between QL and SM along with a lot more SF than you’re claiming here.
Just to set the record straight, we had exactly 3 ACs.
One was built out in the middle of nowhere out of boredom because about 8 of you guys were standing on the first ridge from SM and turning and running as soon as 2-3 of us took a step forward.
One was all the way back at QL’s door, and the third was on the nearest turret of QL where two trebs were. Each AC (I suspect deliberately) draws multiple different red circles on the ground, but as a commander yourself, I’m sure you already knew that the combat log doesn’t lie when there’s only 1 damage tick per AC per second.
We had about 12 people there total and 6 [KING] members joined us later all of whom were in omega golems****.
We weren’t really even planning on taking SM to begin with. We wanted an open field fight, but didn’t get one so we tried to force the issue. The response (or lack thereof) led to us going ‘puppy it lets just see if we can take it’.
- * * * fixed that 4 u
By cover I mean had we pushed to where you were standing (and I did, to take out one of your superior ACs), your zerg was covered by siege fire. So, not very inviting for DH to come fight you there. Omegas do killer damage by their lonesome and take forever to take down via melee; if you want an open field fight, like I said you shouldn’t have spent hours capping camps and empty towers with your ginormous zergball. I was bored as well roaming camps and dredge/hylek and looking for stragglers to punt off cliffs during that time. So the feeling was mutual I suppose.
It was impossible to push your towers with a zerg that you were fielding plus the atleast 5 ACs already prebuilt on all the towers. What is boring to me is spending an hour to take a tower, no fun for me.
Just doing my daily stonemist
Nice one birdy, i was walking back to SM after finally taking out those pesky trebs in DH keep and it flips to paper, was a great ninja. That first screen isnt from that ninja though, that was from when you and DH both got wiped
Out of all the opponents we have faced, we are the LEAST inclined to AC wars.
Tell that to everyone who wouldnt accept our offer of 5g to come wipe us outside SM and instead decided to build more ACs in SM which btw could use some help right now.
So tonight, I’ve relized DH has some major issues that I think is what is causing us to not rank up in tiers.
Obliviousness. I have watched time and time again, things happening that goes completely unnoticed, despite multiple people being in that area, or they do see them, and don’t say a thing about it. When we had NSP’s keep last week, I noticed as I was firing treb shots at Ogres, no one shooting at Vel saw the Treb being built clear as day on the hill, and it got up and started hitting our trebs. I had to call it out then we got it Then not even 10 minutes later, NOONE noticed one of the outter walls on the west side were destroyed completely! (Mind you, we were at “15 minute + Line to get into WvW” population). I had to call THAT out and managed to get the wall up and destroy their treb just in time to block the zerg. But then right AFTER, NOONE heard the “banging” sound of a door being hit, nor noticed the 6+ golems bursting through the water gate and overran us. Also noticed despite having 5 guys at the south stonemist wall just now, none of them said “Hey guys. SF is building catapults and arrow carts at the south of SM, oh and two of our walls are now at 70% HP and dropping!” or anything along those lines. I had to call it out, again! THEN we had a response…. when the wall was at 10%. There was also the time a little bit before that NSP was at the western gate and no one said anything! Noone calls anything out, or don’t even notice it happening…
I have never seen people so, oblivious to these things! God only knows how many times I see something get swords showing it’s under attack and I ask “Anyone got eyes on (blank)” when I KNOW there are people there, and then I get zero response, and I have to run over there myself just to see what’s up.
flails it’s ridiculous!!!
I think the problem is you guys would prefer to have AC Wars 2 instead of some fun open field fights. SF has been sitting outside SM for an hour waiting for you to push still nothing. We are finally taking the outer walls down to get into you.
Thanks for entertaining the SXY crew @ Redlake area in SFBL just now. Was 2-3 hours of just mayhem. Nothing like zerg busting IMO.
The Swindler
Sidenote: I <3 I monk 4 <3
Oh god swindy stop flattering me
Wow KING, really? A group of you takes out ONE single person? I thought better of you than that. :|
This annoys me, mainly because ive never had a group of abys kill me. I’ll make sure to talk to my guild and punish all those involved.
Hello,
As some of you may already know, my account got permanently banned last week, for no reason… Four times in a row… So in celebration of finally getting my account back and dodging the ban hammer, I made this video montage of hammer plays:
Enjoy.
-Your Big Horse
This made my night Horsey, i knew there was a reason i was going to miss T7. I’m happy to be back with you <3
Im a sad monkey :/…..i totally would have whispered welcome articface XD
buuuuuttt then a co-worker ragequit.14 hours on 2 hours sleep all i can say is " MOAR pictures and fun you slappywags" < thats almost Petorian for MORE pictures and fun you slappywags
Went 49 hours on 0 sleep, WEAKLING
Some call him NSP, some believe he is half man, half god. I believe he is 100% squirrel
Oh and props to KING for getting merked 3v6. Hat off to you guys…
Ahaha someone seems mad, idk who in KING kitten ed in your wheaties but if you need to talk about it bro im here for you.
I like the BS guys, but I hear Bulky Boy has some problems.
Yeah I’ve had a blast with the BS guys since coming back to t8
Oh and props to KING for getting merked 3v6. Hat off to you guys…
Ahaha someone seems mad, idk who in KING kitten ed in your wheaties but if you need to talk about it bro im here for you.
Dat wipe at Anz earlier HoD, was pretty funny after i saw BC logged after he was the first to die next to our lord
to the mesmer in [KING] with bolt: you amazing. Never fought a better mesmer.
to the Elementalist I fought 1v1 for about 7 min before some random person from ET came and joined me (I yelled at him not to attack, but alas): /respect. I almost have to thank that random guy because had he not come we might have been there all night.
to the random person from ET that joined the fight: I TOLD YOU NOT TO ATTACK!! /sigh
to everyone on all servers: been a great week. SF, nice to see you back, we on ET missed you big bro.
Mesmer’s name is Priest of Lyssa if you ever wanna rematch, and yeah KING has some stupid good mesmers.
Does this guy think hes good? Cause I remember my self fending you and 4 of your best friends off with ease.. when you tried to assault me in the Fight club Area..
Only Way you kill me.. if when I’m down by a good player..
Mad?
Ahhh ET you get to have this glorious specimen of man on your server, i feel bad for all you. On a brighter note though atleast SF doesnt have to deal with him now
Oh and marshal i just remember spiking you 5 times. Umad?
? Kill people as a solo ranger
even If I did do anything.. Fight Club is a white flag zone.. everyone can be there.. You have a problem with it solo duel..
Otherwise.. No Respect.. No matter how good some internet person thinks your guild rep is.
You sound mad bro, you mad?
it was kinda kitten for you (yes, you) to be runnin around spiking people. its against the fight-club etiquette. :-P
i wish i hadn’t lagged near the end of our little bout… was turning out to be interesting. i’d ask for a rematch, but my connection is crap on the weekends.
Lol i never dueled you katz O.o
I did run around autoing 1 on you though :P
? Kill people as a solo ranger
even If I did do anything.. Fight Club is a white flag zone.. everyone can be there.. You have a problem with it solo duel..
Otherwise.. No Respect.. No matter how good some internet person thinks your guild rep is.
You sound mad bro, you mad?
well, the numbers look better. still not as many as SF and HoD are fielding at the same time( taking into account all 4 battlefields) , but better than the last screenshot…
wedsday night,. 11:45pm Central (12:45 am EST, 10:45pm mountain, 9:45pm pacific/server time)
Shoulda edited out the part where they said they were going to go take our keep in EB
How are you SF? Hello [KING]! I miss all the fun we have. Hope you are doing fine in this matchup.
Hi TRBO we miss you too, i miss recording your people jumping off a bridge after me to their deaths :o
ET whines about such low numbers. LOL. They had plenty of zerg numbers. Not to mention SF was kind of lending a hand. hmmmm.
I find this funny because you “HoD” had an LK zergball, KoM roaming with about 12 people, and PAXA doing their thing, all on ET BL, you easily outmanned them. Hell SF was outmanned and KING was running around with 7 members trying to get into fights while about 15-20 CoSA and pugs took our BO tower. Don’t blame ET for rallying all of their server into one point to defend the only BL they have.
We really only run with 8-10 guys max. 12 is too many and we try our best to ditch adds. Since the whole 5 man tier consolidation thing went out the window we thought it best to focus “Zerg Busting” and to include all of our guildies (10 active) instead of only running our pre made 5 man group composition.
Anyway, I want to give a shout out to KING. In my opinion you are the SF elite. We really enjoy fighting you guys and appreciate you always being classy. Take Care and see you in game!
P.S. Awesome fight last night BCN : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY-40f673DU
Dat lets all stand in a zergball and wipe at the same time tactic, loved it. <3
Also KING appreciates it we really do but it wouldnt be possible without everyone else on SF.
Some SF commander stole my purple afro… He was killed for his blasphemies
Also, I’d like to thank the ET zerg for actually coming out of bay so we could turn you into mush. You guys took so long to attack us we said “screw it, lets just hit them.”
Thats our legendary commander Banjo Rodriguez, i will avenge him for all of SF! Runs into KoM group and dies in 5 seconds. That second screen is kinda funny not gonna lie, all of KoM is like about 80% HP, good wipe broskis
I find this funny because you “HoD” had an LK zergball, KoM roaming with about 12 people, and PAXA doing their thing, all on ET BL, you easily outmanned them. Hell SF was outmanned and KING was running around with 7 members trying to get into fights while about 15-20 CoSA and pugs took our BO tower. Don’t blame ET for rallying all of their server into one point to defend the only BL they have.[/quote]
yeah unfortunately due to awkward drama in HoD. FkB and LK rarely communicate. which results in moments like ET bl. KoM/PAXA were out doing their own thing and they are not big into pushing/defending points. so it was really only us 2
although judging from HoDs viewpoint we had less than you. it was not enough for us to complain about u having more numbers. if we had simply worked together you would have been an easier opponent. and would have been much easier to handle.
(ALSO on a side note i was mildly misjudging how many u had XD got LK killed a couple times.)
also SF was not helping. they were there yeah, but its not like they were holding each others hands.
anyways i came on to say amazing fights in ET bl. its very humbling to see ET still put out numbers like that. also solid fights in HoD bl with the huge SF zerg who just kept coming. it was fun
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Eh even though KoM and PAXA dont play for points, i believe HoD underestimates how helpful they still are, I saw them wipe so many ET and SF therefore making it harder for ET in the long run, not really SF that much as we weren’t really trying anything.
ET whines about such low numbers. LOL. They had plenty of zerg numbers. Not to mention SF was kind of lending a hand. hmmmm.
I find this funny because you “HoD” had an LK zergball, KoM roaming with about 12 people, and PAXA doing their thing, all on ET BL, you easily outmanned them. Hell SF was outmanned and KING was running around with 7 members trying to get into fights while about 15-20 CoSA and pugs took our BO tower. Don’t blame ET for rallying all of their server into one point to defend the only BL they have.
We could be the best PvP’ers on GW2
But you guys are the best PvPers, you guys have PAXA
, I kid PAXA i kid.
On another note, who reported my picture in the last thread that had me and another EB commander building 7 rams in the air on our own Anzalias Tower
It got reported and said i was going after a “personal attack or character assassination”, jerks
This would be a fun match up if ET didn’t roll over to SF.
Roll over to SF? o.O
We fought them with everything we had last night as they methodically painted our ENTIRE BL their color. Once we lost a location, we’d fall back to the next and try our darnedest to get it ready, hold it for a bit, then finally get overrun.
We also tried to break back into EB a few times, but we couldn’t get passed one or two towers before we would get pushed out again. Our keep is (was?) so sieged up it wasn’t even funny. Well, maybe it was haha.
What you see is what we have for numbers. We give it our all and we try to stay positive. Sometimes that’s all we can do.
@SF: you guys have learned some new tactics since you’ve been “off to college”. Now that you’re back home, maybe we can learn from them too.
@Cedrick: great post man. I’ve been looking for you in-game to chat. Hope to see you soon.
Yeah you guys are persistent and i love it, I’m assuming its Jeknar commanding ET right now in HoD BL and you guys got pushed out once and came right back like 30 minutes later. Although me and Mira almost ninjaed that tower out from right behind you
Don’t worry about the haters ET, there are just some mad HoD because they are outnumbered again instead of being the ones outnumbering.
Congratulations to the 4 [XOXO] members that were all level 80 and killed me on my level 14 necro, I could tell it was an achievement for you to have to dance on me afterwards…
Hello, as the guild leader of [XOXO] I would like you to post any screenshots you may have taken, so I can have a word to the members involved.
Thanks,
Your Big Horse [XOXO]
This was the best troll post ive seen in a while Big Horse, i loved it.
Sincerely, a beloved fan from SF.
Jeknarrrrr Is this you i found
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Sorry for the log out screen, i panicked when i finally found the legendary Jeknar score updater
Here ya go ET, I got this gem for you tonight, hopefully seeing this so called “legend” taking a nap raises morale a little.
Edited because i forgot to add our resident troll for a week who is now unfortunately for you ET on your server, he also seemed to be taking a nap.
OMG!!! PvP IS BACK!! I CAN START FARMING IN WVW AGAIN!!!
KING/CoSa continue to hide behind your siege. You can’t do a lot without it, and I understand that. I mean it’s not hard to form a guild of people who know how to spam the number keys 1-3.
Much love from HoD <3
This really makes me laugh seeing as KING lives and breathes open field fights, its alright im sure we’ll have you inside your keep shooting an AC at us panicking in map chat :/
I believe this means Krem owes me 10s
HOD having number problems, no way. Karma can be a ……… hahahahaha
We can’t really help our numbers, either being more than some servers, or less than others… So it isn’t really Karma, it is just the lack of a balancing system.
All we can do is get out there and stomp who we can, take what we can, and hold what we can against a server that should be at least T5 for sheer numbers alone. We can only get better by not being able to throw numbers at a problem and solve it with brute force.
That being said, this doesn’t fix the issues with WvW score stagnation, it highlights all the problems with the current system in sharp relief, the maps, the “outmanned” buff, the snowball effect of WxP (as well as other things), the commander tag/squad issues, etc.
A fix would have been shortening the time span of the moving average score to accommodate player migration or tier the outmanned buff giving it some teeth in the process, so it didn’t work like horny goat weed on invaders. Or really anything but throwing RNG at the problem…
Well we obviously arent a T5 server as our “sheer numbers” was barely enough to win 2nd place in t6 a couple times.
All I can think about is how ET and FC cried about HoD numbers and mindless zerging to win blah blah blah. Well now you have bigger issues. I guess you can cry more, maybe it will help. Probly won’t reduce SF zerg numbers tho.
Shoutout to you KoM for the awesome small group play that i remember. Also to BS first time ive ran into you guys, you are from the higher tiers right? Pretty nasty group synergy. I’m the Guardian General in KING, if you see me any of you can hit me up for a duel, im always down.
Glad to see KoM made an impression, if you were the guardian from KING that killed a BS necro running from a camp zerg fight… It was a good fight hope to see you around.
Yeah that was me, I’m sure ill be seeing you around
Holy kitten I’m tired. And the DH numbers never thin…
You can feel SFs pain now, i guess they are having a good reset now that SF is gone
. Good luck to all the servers, yes even you NSP
All I can think about is how ET and FC cried about HoD numbers and mindless zerging to win blah blah blah. Well now you have bigger issues. I guess you can cry more, maybe it will help. Probly won’t reduce SF zerg numbers tho.
Shoutout to you KoM for the awesome small group play that i remember. Also to BS first time ive ran into you guys, you are from the higher tiers right? Pretty nasty group synergy. I’m the Guardian General in KING, if you see me any of you can hit me up for a duel, im always down.
That we willllllllllll, Quaggan team 6 out
Oh and VLK this is what we did last night in EB, PREPARED TO GET QUAGGANED.
All i can think about is how PAXA’s small man tier is already ruined
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