Guild Wars 2

We should get a gimmick fight against Trahearne where we one-shot him. It’d be very accurate, because Trahearne is a little girl.

My little Asuran buddy.

Oh PLEASE make this happen. I would get endless joy seeing ’em ripping their hair out in frustration as they fail time and time and time again.

Build: Doesn’t matter, but I used the “Lazy Killer” build because that’s already what was on my guy, and it has insanely strong auto-attacks which makes damage a pretty easy thing to do, and one less thing you have to worry about. Mixture of Berserker’s and Knight’s gear. D/D.

Utilities: Signet of Shadows, Caltrops are all that really matter. My other two were Signet of Agility and Thieves Guild.

Food: Super Veggie Pizza. The +36% condition duration puts Dancing Dagger and Caltrops at a 7.25 and 14.5 second cripple, respectively, which is INSANE.

Target Chomper and throw a Dancing Dagger or two, then try to get Caltrops on Chomper ASAP. The long cripples plus the 25% movement speed boost from SoS will ensure you get to the meat before Chomper every single time, provided it doesn’t get tossed directly into Chomper’s mouth.

By the time you pick up your third piece of meat, Chomper should be dead or close to dead. Finish him off (with heartseeker, or auto attacks, or whatever) and then Steal to Strugar. This’ll give you some feathers (it gave me feathers on both attempts, dunno if that’s a steady thing or coincidence), which you can use and position yourself for a nice backstab. Strugar should already be decently low on health if you’ve been spamming Dancing Dagger, since it’ll hit both of them. From there I just auto-attacked his asparagus and spammed a few Heartseekers and that was it!

Hope this wasn’t too confusing, and that it will perhaps help someone in their neverending quest for difficult achievements!

You can buy them from any of the Emissaries in the Pavilion. Talk to one, ask to “see the rewards,” and you can buy…I think it’s 5 tickets for 15 sprockets and 20 silver.

It’s like downgrading from Windows XP to Windows 8.

Yup, I’ve noticed this too. I’ll survive the three turns, then BAM, he just does it again.

Remember, going from a 0.01% chance to a 0.02% chance still constitutes a “greater chance.”

I wouldn’t get my hopes up.

It’ll be offline until the new content they put the actual work into is ready.