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Suggestion: Subscription Plans

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Joshua Valentine.6417

(snip) this person’s horrible idea

Just…no.

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Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Reward system is tiring me...

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Joshua Valentine.6417

From what I can tell, (and IMO, of course) the driving force behind EVERY SINGLE THING in this game (lately) is gems. How do you buy extra bag slots to contain the insane amount of crap this game now throws at you? Gems. Bank space? Gems. Gems gems gems.

“Maybe if we give them more crap, they’ll spend money on gems for bag space!”
“Word. Let’s do it.”

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Draw character in first person

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Since I would enjoy this as well, let’s try to get this noticed…

IMAGINE THE FIRST-PERSON E-SPORTS POTENTIAL! WOWZERS!
there isn't any. but e-sports.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Winter's Presence Feedback [merged]

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Joshua Valentine.6417

When I tried the JP the first few times, I thought the exact same way. “Eff this, why should such an annoying piece of fecal matter be a gate, blocking progress towards a skin?”
But then I actually really tried to do it, and I’ll tell ya what worked for me.

Snowflake Section: Choose a path, repeat until muscle memory. Doesn’t take too long.

Explody Gift Section: Wait until the middle gift in the first line (NOT the blue gifts) spawns, then jump to it, and spam that space bar so that you jump straight up the middle line of gifts.

Boulder/Snowball/Whatever Section: Use the peppermints to get out of the way of the boulders. Watch for Skritt attacks, which will be indicated by a big red ground AoE circle!

Final Section: Once you get here, you SHOULD be in the clear. Unless you have awful lag/input delay (which I had a few times…I even failed the very last jump before completing it because my character wouldn’t move forward when I pressed W!) you should be in the clear.

Hope this will help SOMEONE out there…unless every single player in the game already knows how to do it, and it’s just a matter of reflexes/other things.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Run Speed

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Spend utility/trait slots for movement

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Run Speed

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Human character here, and I, too, feel like my run speed was decreased.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Let us change the CURSOR pls

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Joshua Valentine.6417

I will +1 the YOLOMouse suggestion…it’s quite difficult to lose a giant neon pink cursor on my screen!

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Adventure Unavailable? What if...

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Joshua Valentine.6417

I think that’s a horrible idea, honestly.

IMO, Adventures should all be instanced, similar to Punch-O-Matic or the Scrap Rifle Field Test, and available at all times. That way, if people just want to do the adventure over and over and over again, they would have the freedom to, and wouldn’t be taking up space if people are trying to do the meta.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Boon Visuals

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Joshua Valentine.6417

They’re actually hellbent on REDUCING “visual noise” at the moment…

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

HOPE step IV Problems: Succeeding at Failing

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Don’t worry, they’re changing the fail-to-win aspects soon™.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Make GW2 Great Again

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Joshua Valentine.6417

I spent 5 minutes on GW2 today, and it didn’t make me mad, it made me sad.

I really used to enjoy the game. Now it’s just… awkward and clunky.

GW2 has become a chore MMO.

This is exactly how I feel.
I feel sad, because this game used to be so flippin’ amazing.
I took a break for a year, and came back for HoT. I was burnt out after two weeks. Two weeks…of NEW CONTENT! As someone who played GW1 since release, and GW2 since release, the current state of the game hits people like me the hardest, since I KNOW this game used to be great, and I KNOW it still has the potential to be great, but right now, it feels like nothing.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

64 BIT Client Patches Slow

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Lol… I bet someone’s getting fired tomorrow morning!

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

64 BIT Client Patches Slow

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Same issue here, same speed, same everything. What the quack is going on?

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Mistward helmet casing not awarded

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Joshua Valentine.6417

There is a chest that spawns at the Ley-Line Confluence WP after a successful TD meta event…this may be a silly question, but did you loot it?

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Leader of the Pact?

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Lately I’ve noticed that Leader of the Pact III only increases my speed for a few seconds, before shutting off.
The buff is still there, but my run speed is at a snail’s pace, aka “normal.”

Anyone else having this problem?

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

GW1 presearing.com shutdown?

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Good night, sweet prince! :’(

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

how about give all HoT players 50 slot bag

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Joshua Valentine.6417

If it makes the lives of players easier, why not? Player satisfaction is sort of important to consider.

When has THAT ever been part of ANet’s business model?

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

[Suggestion] Dual / Tri-Spec

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Joshua Valentine.6417

So basically you’re suggesting is a build template system, that we have all been asking for……

Not to mention suggesting that it be gated behind gold/gems/cash.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

One Hero Point Temporarily Disabled

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Joshua Valentine.6417

I’m sure they’re fixing the fact that, even after completing it, subsequent bacon tastings continued to reward 10k+ experience.

You’re not allowed to have your experience. No sir. That goes against the ToS.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Outfit Bundles... Please Split them up.

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Oh would you look at that, anet hired someone from Nexon to run the GW2 store.

…did they really do that?

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Outfit Bundles... Please Split them up.

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Joshua Valentine.6417

I’m wondering just WHAT it’s gonna take to drive this point (and many others) home for ANet…especially if they get so teary-eyed at the truth.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Issue Reports: Heart of Thorns [Merged]

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Got the gold time (1:20 exactly) on A Fungus Among Us. Did not get the gold rewards, the achievement, or the Mastery Point.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

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Post a pic of your character only if your armor is mix-n-match

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Straight outta the Williamsburg section of Divinity’s Reach.
All that’s missing are the Wide-Rimmed Glasses, which ANet simply refuses to bring back.

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Do you know I exist?

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Joshua Valentine.6417

In one simple, evil word…“No.”

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Game Updates: Wardrobe, Transmutation, Outfits

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Bring back Stalwart and Tribal armors

Seconded.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Pls nerf power rangers asap cuz useless

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Joshua Valentine.6417

they still cant rez/stomp/take a point/win a 1v1.
Its still just find a ledge and pew pew

Those are the terribads the OP is talking about. Not all LB Rangers play like that.
Although I do agree that the influx of people who think, “Gee whiz, I can plink plink 2 plink plink and win!” is making people hate ALL Rangers…even the ones who faithfully played the class before the buffs.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

That's it That's it That's it

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I personally don’t hate Skyhammer… I DO, however, hate the fact that EVERY SINGLE QUEUE POP I’ve had in the last couple of days has taken 10+ minutes, and is Skyhammer every time.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

[JQ] Disgruntled* Veteran LF New Guild!

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Right now, I’m in a guild that, IMO, became about quantity over quality. There’s like, 400-something members, maybe 1-2% of which actually chat and do things with everyone.
Sure, people are always doing things, but they all have their little cliques, whether they were already a close-knit group from a guild that got eaten by the bigger guild, or they’re just a bunch of dingalings who are anti-social. I dunno. I don’t ask.

I’m a pretty active player…I usually log on every day, even if it’s only for an hour or two.
I have a level 80 in every class except Ele, because I deleted my Ele. I main Ranger (I was a Ranger before it was cool, I swear!) but also mess around on Thief and Engi a good chunk of the time.

As the old adage goes, “Size DOES matter.” I’m not looking for another humongous guild. I’d rather be in a guild with 30-40 social, active, fun people than in a guild with 9001 random people who, without asking, suddenly got a guild invite in their G-window and decided to accept.

Jade Quarry ONLY…mainly for WvW reasons. I wanna be able to run around in WvW with my guildies. I have been with JQ since headstart, and I have no intentions of ever transferring to a different server. JQ is like that pair of comfortable slippers that, no matter how old, raggy, or chewed up by the dog they get, will still be your favorite pair.

Oh, also, I have a pretty dirty sense of humor. I know when NOT to say dirty stuff, but I don’t wanna have to censor myself 100% of the time. So yeah, there’s that. 18+ preferred.

One last thing – I’m looking for PvX. Like, actual PvX. Not just a guild that SAYS they’re PvX, but then nobody does dungeons, or nobody likes to run around in WvW. You don’t have to have a dedicated WvW division or a dedicated anything, but I just like to do a little bit of everything. I’m definitely not looking for anything super-hardcore (i.e. I’m gonna have to solo dungeons and cap SM by myself just to be considered) but I don’t want anything super-casual either.

Thank you for reading my wall of text. I feel like I put pretty much everything out on the table. If, after careful consideration, you feel like you could use a gangsta like me in your guild, let me know!

*I’m not actually disgruntled. Well, I am, but not in a dangerous way. I’m not gonna go outside and push anyone into traffic or anything like that.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

[bug] Assist the Blood Legion

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Joshua Valentine.6417

The renown heart “Assist the Blood Legion” in Diessa Plateau is bugged. You cannot interact with any of the mines.

zZz

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

I can't recommend this game anymore.

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I can’t believe Anet are the same company that created GW1 .

They aren’t the same ANet.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Issues with character art, weapons, or armor?

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Race: BEARDED Human
Sex: Male (I hope…)
Armor: Adventurer’s Scarf/Mantle

My mantastic beard clips right through them!

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Adventurer's Mantle bug

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I was just about to make a post about this…my Ranger’s beard of doom is poking right through it. If hats makes characters bald, things like this should make them clean-shaven so it doesn’t look ridiculous.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Stability and Aerin

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Because he’s a lunatic salad who also contradicts the game’s mechanics by dual-classing!

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Please help with aerin [potential spoilers]

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I just dashed right into him, and once the dash ended, it brought his shield down!

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Post a pic of your character only if your armor is mix-n-match

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My Ranger, Grumpy Woodsman!

Helm: Magnus’s Right Eye Patch
Shoulders: Mist Walker Shoulders
Chest: Rubicon Coat
Gloves: Rubicon Gloves
Legs: Mist Walker Leggings
Boots: Rubicon Boots

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I would like to go higher please

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Git you some and dunk on ’em.

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The Blazing Light Thread

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Dunked on Liadri with my regular Ranger build…SO much easier compared to last year. Used Hunter’s Shot to drop aggro when I had no endurance. That’s…it.

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does anyone have 300% MF yet?

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The answer is, “Nay.” You actually answered your own question.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Tribulation mode should not consume lives

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Infinite continue coin here I come. -_-

Tribulation mode can only be completed with infinite contiune coin.

This is exactly why OP said “Oh wait.”

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

My favorite part of GW2

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Joshua Valentine.6417

I loved SAB the first time around…it was fun and challenging.
World 2 has completely ruined it for me.

Can’t wait for World 3, though, where everything one-shots you and insta-kill ground AoE’s cover the entire zone every few seconds.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Is it too hard? Respect the awesome work

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Joshua Valentine.6417

I believe the ramp-up in difficulty has something to do with the Infinite Continue Coin in the gem shop.

-adjusts tin foil hat-

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Lets see your Warriors!

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This is my Warrior, Joshua Bear.

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Watchknight Tonic Is Getting Fixed

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Joshua Valentine.6417

are they gonna add a male version one day? :P

With the amount of emphasis on the “anatomy” of the female watchknight, the changes to make it a male would have to be pretty big.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Not sure how to ask this... Living Story.

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Joshua Valentine.6417

I’m also still waiting on when they make this game less CPU/more GPU intensive.

I’m waiting for this too. Maybe they can make pigs fly while they’re at it!

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Getting downed removes Watchknight effect!

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Like the title says, if you pop your Infinite JLo Tonic, and then get downed, it removes the effect, and you’re still stuck with the 30 minute cooldown.

T-T

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Unexplained Story elements?

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Joshua Valentine.6417

There’s only one important question I have…
While Scarlet was busy going to all three Asuran colleges, making shady deals with the Molten Alliance and the Aetherblade Pirates, and generally becoming a psychotic, stereotypical supervillain…


Where the hell did she get the time to make not one, but TWO Quips?

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Scarletual Harassment

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Joshua Valentine.6417

So I just went around to what would be my 8th completion, a repeat of Blazeridge, when this happened….

Your guild’s name. I love it. Katamari Damacy <3

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Swift Closer

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Joshua Valentine.6417

I got it by hopping from portal to portal. I stayed at each one for ~1-2 minutes killing as many things as I could, then ported to a different one.

If you see a gold/silver/bronze medal pop up, that means you participated enough and it’ll count towards the achievement.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

If Anet is willing to kill off ... (spoilers)

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Lord Faren is not dead…
However, I would love to see Trahearne die, and I’m sure many, MANY other people would as well.

Grumpy Woodsman.
Jade Quarry Forever.

Liadri Slayer Club

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Joshua Valentine.6417

Just beat her as a Warrior, probably took me ~150 tries. More like 75 if you don’t count deaths due to framerate drops/lag.

0/30/30/0/10; Rabid gear; S/Sh & Longbow.

Let me just say, as frustrating as fighting her over and over and over again and losing was, the feeling of satisfaction you get when you see that [expletive deleted] drop makes it all worth it.

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