Guild Wars 2

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Weekend pugs are the best ones

I was in TA with a friend, too, some phiw troll lfg run ... one necro stayed for up + fwd and was chatting with us a bit afterwards. He kept complaining how evil and rude and mean those zerker meta people are!

... I don’t think he noticed he just talked to two of those. I somehow didn’t want to tell him
I tried to convince him that everything is solved by not joining their parties, though.

They need a mesmer.

SE story, at final boss, whole party DCs.

Thank you very much, this is obviously a problem with our personal internet connection, seeing as we have one from Germany, Belgium, Africa and Netherlands.

Thank you so much!

oxtred.7658:

Let’s state it again then. You stopped caring about us long ago and you don’t even have the balls to come and tell us you’re not giving a duck anymore. Come here directly and tell us to go screw ourselves.

/sits in a corner and cries

This made me laugh.
But it is true.

I have a new cake recipe and will try it out this weekend

I really wanted to join.

I don’t even dare to share all of them.

Uh, what? Since when did I .. hey! HEY! Where are all my baked goods... come back with that, you thieves! QQ

ZomgKittens.9745:

It’s almost 12:00 and I didn’t really have dinner. This thread isn’t fair :O

On the topic of microwaves, I believe you can make mini cakes as well!
#noSelfControl

You have been warned!

I think I might hate you now. I have to try this.

On topic, there is still so much stuff I want to do. I hardly dare to admit it, but I am not yet bored of this game. I am incredibly annoyed at some changes/bugs/decisions, but I still love this game <3

We made "p1,p2,p3,p4,p5,p6,p7,p8,p9+p10" for CoE yesterday. It did get us some decent pugs. Unfortunately they all left after p3!

I just can’t stop laughing.
When I stop, I’ll cry.

My Mes was hanging around mid-air having a seizure after I blinked on it. Last time I had such amazing physics was in Fallout 3 when this mutant spun across the sky ...

Please don’t nerf!

Everything in Arah p1 triggers an apocalypse, I think.

I just had the best CoF p1 run ever. We killed all the oozes from the bonus event to the entrance of p3 and then fooled around on the bridge of doom. And there are many oozes. Killing everything gets a whole new meaning there xD

I had that happen a few times, too.
I noticed I was invisible when it happened, as far as I remember.

Up!

Fair warning: A little bit of insanity, while not required, might help in this guild

Finally! Im so happy

Thanks to everyone that dragged me, uhm, I mean, accompanied me in the last two months and taught me how to die a horribliy, yeah, I mean, fight him.

And thanks to my guildie that let me inherit this instance, because I’m too kittening lazy to get one myself.

No no no. No no no. No no no.
NOT HotW.

I doubt I’ll be home early enough today, too.

Rasimir.6239:

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You were lucky We wiped 2 times in CoF 1 yesterday. Once to the slave driver. Didn’t even know this was possible.

At least no one did complain xD Guess everyone was busy chatting in other channels about the update that just hit :P

Lord Kuru.3685:

Anyone know whether one person can kick the other in a two man party?

Jup. It’s possible. Great.

LOL!

… just got an invite to a party of him, selling AC, so I could be spotfiller. Guess he found me on his follower list where I was keeping track of him :P
Some people…

Definitely time to go to sleep.

oxtred.7658:

I never heard of any bypass in arah story, but I obviously don’t spend my time loosing half an hour to check those. However, as you lost an arah story path, I can give you one back for free to make sure you don’t think all sellers are bad individuals, provided you’re EU.

Well, I spent most of those 30 minutes fixing my mouse driver xD

Don’t worry, I still think most sellers are fine. I’m just annoyed.
And curious how he can bug out, as I did not find anything about that issue.

dlonie.6547:

If they kept your gold and were exploiting, report the moron.

I can’t be sure he exploited and since the instance is long gone I guess reporting won’t do much good either. As if it would otherwise …

Have any of you ever heard of Zhaitan bugging out at the end fight?
I was trying to buy story earlier (well, it IS boring!) and when the party filled the seller could not finish the path. I got suspicious after he “went to google how to finish” and ported to the Glory of Tyria wp. Zhaitan was there, but the cannons could not be activated.
Was he just really unlucky?

Didn’t get my gold back, either and the guy lied in lfg about the “last spot” which made me waste half an hour, too, waiting for buyers. So much for trusting sellers >>

My all time favourite will be “have tank, need healer and BRING CAKE” :’)
I have a soft spot for troll lfgs.

I loved “p1 – must be in SC, LuPi, rT, Vs, Pug” for… Citadel of Flame, too.

Someone constantly tried to kill me during our Arah run and then got me stuck in the bone wall. Have fun with Alphard then, I’ll just /sit here QQ

What did I do?! Is it because I didn’t bring cake?

Dying again outside (Oh, hello there, Mr. Inquest Technician!) should bring the wall down. Still annoying.

winterchillz.2564:

Casual bump, forgot to mention we also have cake and sweets!

I’m not sure that’s true anymore. Someone might have eaten it all by now.

What about Guild Trek? Does this work now, too?

Silberfisch.3046:

I dare say it’s fantasy.

No escape from reality.

Wait, there’s one line missing.
I’m just sad at the moment. The Divinity:Original Sin button is so close to the GW button on my desktop.
I don’t really care about the levelling system (though the level requirements for stuff are ridiculous) because I won’t be levelling another character, but all the things that are broken

I hope they fix some of it before I decide if I want a scoundrel/mage lone wolf team or maybe a ranger with pet pal and a warrior henchman.

Did they break Illusionary Phantasmal Haste or am I blind? I can’t see a difference between this trait active and not on Warden, Swordsman and Duelist.
I’m tired, so I’m not entirely sure

Edit: I was too tired, it’s only the Warden, I guess. Still disappointed

Did I just not see it in the patch notes?

Dungeon Runes (at least my stack of Monk Runes) are account bound instead of soul bound now.

We just had one last AC run..

RIP FGS.

I pug a lot, all dungeons except for Arah (EU).

Usually there are two different situations. When I’m alone I stalk the lfgs until a nice post appears and just join. I’m actually quite lucky with that, most runs are decent and a few are really great. The ones that turn out bad were most of the time suspicious from the beginning.
In the last 8 months I’ve only been kicked once. I usually keep my mouth shut, though.

But when I play with some friends and we have to fill the last 1-3 spots without any requirements, especially on weekends, things can and will go horribly wrong xD

Did you unlock stacking in the gem shop?

That bridge is evil.

You know what’s worse? The inner courtyard in CM. Just had my entire party wipe there at the fountain… while I was soloing the cellar part.

Please nerf the courtyard.

I’m confused.

I was running some CoE yesterday and filled my open group spot(s) with PUGs, as usual. One of them told me my mes should skip the golem fight in the lasers room and just jump to the other side (and then portal, I guess) because it’s faster.
Seriously? And then they were standing so long in front of Mark T-B34RC3 that my portal actually got off CD again before the fight xD Way to save time!

Please tell me this is not common among PUGs.
I… I don’t want to be a portal bot. I can strip boons, too, yknow?
/sigh

I got this.

/cries

Lilith Ajit.6173:

You get people that read your description
I thought that was impossible.

I should write “only illiterate people that can’t find the group chat”, then I might get what I’m looking for

dlonie.6547:

Aww, thanks. A bit whining from time to time might help me keep my sanity.

May I cry a bit about my PUGs? Just a bit? Please?

They never bring cake

I give up. No matter what I write, I always get some <1000 AP guy that has never done this path before. Any better ideas? I tried pink dye, bearbows, cookies and ascended minipets.

It was fun, though. It’s been a while since someone managed to pull Volkov out of the stack and get the whole party tunneled

winterchillz.2564:

I was bored out of my mind last night so I put up an Arah pt3 lfg with the “LF Tank & Healer” description. Took us 1 hour to get people in but I got a very surprising (and really kind) whisper by a person who found our LFG funny. We got down to chatting and it appears that this particular mister has been lurking those forums (he even said he’s seen me, yay!) and has been trying to keep informed about dungeons strategies and so on. It looks like we still have sane people lurking this holy place, guys!

Just wanted to share this story with you since I found it really cute

Yeah. Do you feel watched now?

On a more serious note, I’ve been stalking the forums for a few weeks.. um, or months now, trying to learn how to be a well-behaved pug. My guard had to give up his staff, I made a warrior and I’ve developed a soft spot for fire fields.
Great. Now you made me post here and there is no way back, I guess. So while I’m here I want to thank all of you that provide helpful tips, strategies, builds and complaints.

You’re wrong about one thing, though (actually, two things).
I’m not sane. Definitely.