Guild Wars 2

Just a heads up

Siege is part of the game.

Failure to use it makes you bad.

/depression

/learntoplay

Baddies Cry in the Forums~

You know guys it really didn’t have to be this way.

You attacked garrison.

You now understand the rules of Yaksbend.

The evil empire does not care about honor, we dont care that you cry in the forums. Honestly we take screen shots of your QQ and put in our forums. We cool kids like that.

Every time a SF or ET cries in the forums at yak gets its wings. You have to understand we aren’t doing this to you as we are doing it for the Yaks.

Please have a heart.

Say yes to Yak!

With that being said.

You attacked garrison

In return we camped your spawn.

So dont attack our borderlands

We wont camp your spawn.

Your call.

This amusement has been paid for
Rena for Overlord 2014.
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P.s. I know i normally do lists but I decided to freestyle a bit this morning.

Few thoughts before reset.

1. During reset night, Ebay had the floor wiped with them on most maps. On eternal you were pushed into Overlook and you went turtle. Yes you defeated our attempts to take OL but we wiped the rest of the map. Thank you for the turtle btw. Very easy to take your towers when you refuse to defend.

2. The reason you dont have numbers is your server quit.

3. Blah Blah Roamers Blah Blah, you want small fights go to spvp. If you think we are going to be fair , think again, this is WvW.

4. The guy who raged and destroyed his gw2 CD. Honestly you have just made my month. Honestly best thing I could have heard.

5. We trebbed your spawn because you were hiding in it and its hilarious. We are the Evil Empire.

6. Yes we are the low of the low. I will build 10 ballistas and shot them into your spawn. Dont kill my troops, I wont camp your spawn.

7. Open field fighting? Rofl.

8. Yes we use siege support, your failure to do so makes you bad. Not taking an advantage doesnt make you honorable it makes you stupid.

/EVIL Empire

:)

Its cool hide in your spawn. We have trebs

Evil Empire /WIN

This thread is chuck full of foolishness.

I would give you a response. But I don’t respond to walking Bags.

See you on the battlefield.

So I have been sitting here reading this forum and decided to chime in.

I am Rena from Yaksbend; The Evil Empire.

I see everyone talking about how they are so friendly , what a great community they have, how they will shower you with flowers, and kneel before you like gods.

Let me give you my recruitment pitch.

1. We Are the Evil Empire, Red is Dead.

2. We do not fight with honor. We are here to kill the enemy in the most efficient way possible.

3. There is no such thing as overkill, there is just enough to get the job done.

4. If you come here we will expect you to be part of our team. Want to do your own thing go to PvE and …… Honestly i am not even sure what happens in that mystical place anymore.

5. We are not your normal evil. We are the burn down the tea party type of people , and because it is funny we put the teddy bears to death.

So some of our exploits:

1. We had an entire forum post asking for our server to be banned from WvW, because of our excessive use of golems.

2. We chased down an enemy zerg with omega golems, because they killed one of our scouts. Seriously those guys have a tuff job.

3. We sent 50 people into the EB jumping puzzle because one of our mesmers was killed there.

4. We have Dragun Knight the WvW Bot. Chris (does he go boom? come to find out), Rheayas “The Nicest Serial Killer you will ever meet”

5. We were dubbed the Evil Empire because of our bright and cheerful personality.

6. We wiped out a 1v1 in the middle of them bowing. BECAUSE IT WAS HILARIOUS, then we jumped on there corpses and /laughed

With all that being said.

Rena for Overlord 2014
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RoChan.1926:

So we were just at Bay on CDBL for the second time tonight with no golems and no CD in sight. Just 1 lone guy and a bunch of quaggans…

Those quaggans are no joke almost wiped us

So finally got to the bottom and truth. Myself and a few others got whispered by him. So we invited him to party because the amusement just kept coming.

First Off

His only concern was to express that CD was better than us and that the only reason we are winning is because we dump 100s of gold into golems.

After nearly 1 hours of reading through the gibberish we got to the truth.

I know I should not talk but KARAM, SEVER. (This is how we spelled Server and Karma train.)

Then he said that the Golem strike in the morning was actually successful . This is where we instantly responded and destroyed there omegas and saved bay.

Unfortunately we dont have any screenshots of what really happened and honestly we lost bay who cares. Waypoint / Seige back up. LOL

So basically the whole intent behind all of this bull was that CD is better than us and only because we can use golems are we winning. The End. I have screenshots of the conversation btw if anyone is interested in laughing there kitten off.

We do it BECAUSE IT IS SO kitten HILARIOUS! Plus we are very busy people we don’t have time to knock down all your reinforced keeps.

Kitten we have other borderlands to terrorize.

Liu.4751:

Well the fact that yet again you have no justification for doing it and yet Link me a youtube video on what We SHOUld be doing rather than a why and any honesty to your motives Proves the integrity of you and your sever as a whole btw. It’s a pretty disgraceful those golem could of had terrible lag/ or new players and we’re underwhelmed. Your lack of integrity has been noted. Don’t bother commanding anymore I’m sure your sever would be better off without you.

1. Based on this one statement we call can see what you really intended.

2. Yaksbend is the Evil Empire.

3. We are here to win.

4. This is not middle school. Trophies are not given out for participation.

5. Your arguments make no sense.

6. Try not being bad. Might help in WvW.

7. Try transferring servers. Just not ours. We prefer to leave the drama to other servers. Plus I don’t think you would get along with our fighters. We believe in Win you believe in (well honestly, i have no clue reading your posts. i think you just want someone to tell you its okay)

8. Failure – You Live it , We Don’t.

9. When we mess up or something isn’t working, we go back and say how can we fix this. Where can we make changes. Apparently you make QQ forum posts.

10. WvW is not fair. Its about tactics. Strategy, Etc. Feel free to go to “Fractals” or “CoF”. You know something you possibly could succeed in.

This forum post of amusement has been brought to you by:

Rena For Overlord 2014

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Kronyx.2570:

Now I don’t often do forum posts but when I do it’s wvw related. I’m not Qqing or any of that online mumbo jumbo but fact is veteran quaggan shaman guards ruin the game. Omega golems are near enough impossible to do anything at current state. I’m gonna name the sever. Crystal desert in my opinion one of the most quaggan dense servers say as we put it ;p they’ve constantly kept the nodes red on CDBL 24/7 and cracking those keeps with those shamans is just too difficult. I hope Devon sees this and bans Crystal Desert from wvw because I’d rather not see their quaggans again because that’s all it is tbh lol. Some people innocently really try hard for our sever and same for others, but it’s a real shame severs like Crystal deserts have to resort to pearl sinking into quaggan investments for easy points. Tbh is kind of disgraceful I had more fun getting steamrolled by a tier 2/3 sever with their hyleks and their skritt. I have respect for crystal desert commanders for being skilled at capping quaggan nodes but if its all you do your gonna be good. PS: We just golem rushed CDBL, there were more quaggans then CD. There’s a difference in being OP and the other team’s defense being nonexistant.

THIS POST IS FULL OF WIN!

NevirSayDie.6235:

I started reading this thread because I was curious to see what people’s opinions were on golem rush balance, but I lost hope in the human race before getting through very many responses.

1. 25 omega golem rushes have been successfully defended against. We have and if you decided to sit down and figure out you could too.

2. Every time a CD keep is burned to the ground a yak gets its wing. Its not our fault we are trying to be efficient.

+10 this is the best thread ever.

1. You cry when we destroy your zergs, saying we unfairly used terrain / siege / “tactics”

2. You cry when our army of golems knock down your borderlands

3. You cry when we wipe out your unorganized golem strike. As a note CD good call on being sneaky sneaky porting your golems to water gate. Especially when they sat in the Oil. O wait we hacked or unfairly used scouts or whatever

I am waiting to see a post where it is unfair for yaksbend to use comms, because it gives us an unfair advantage of organization.

Yaksbend = Evil Empire

With that I hope you walking bags will come back to WvW so we can “unfairly” use organized tactics to wipe you out.

/amusement
/hilarious

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Gravy.7589:

Nope we call hax liberally. It endears us to our opponents, winning or losing. People have said that Hax Bend is a better server than Yaks Bend and after this week I have to agree.

This coming from troll peaks ROFL

/amusement

The most hilarious part of this whole HACK discussion. Is if you look in almost every other matchup thread you can almost see our conversation repeated.

I love how everyone initial response when they are losing is

HACKS!

With all this amusing banter i have to jet for a bit. Has been great fun with you guys! Keep up the amusement!

Radioactive.1248:

Hax Bend laughs off the fact that they hack, then brag about playing PvD on the forums. I take it back, I have lot’s of respect for you guys! Keep it up!

This coming from the walking bag guild TE.

Gravy.7589:

Internet tough guys FTW. I am on NSP Quick, please golem rush us!! COME AT ME INTERWEB BADDIE. :P

O god you mean we use siege? To our own advantage? We are so bad.

I mean seriously

And internet tough guy. ROFL. please please send another force against us.

I personnally love most of your commanders tactics. I mean i wish i was there for the pep talk.

NSP Commander: Okay Guys What we are going to do here, is run straight into them.

PUG 1: Sir should we buff.

NSP Commander: No.

PUG 2: Sir should we drop AOEs?

NSP Commander: No.

Puggies!: YA SHINY

Yaksbend Commander: Did they really just run there whole force by us? without engaging? Roger that lets flank them and wipe them out.

Gravy.7589:

Waiting on the screenshots of a 20+ golem rush on our unmanned BL’s YB. Show us them skillz.

So you want us to wipe out your borderlands and then dance on your dead bodies?

Challenge Accepted.

Please add a signature so we know which borderlands you will be hiding on.

The only thing that would make this better is to have a live stream of your server comms.

I guarantee we would get a good chuckle from those.

Ceres.4569:

PvD is fun now?

When its an enemy keep?

Not only is it fun its hilarious.

LowLands Pacified! Rofl

O as a note we “hacked in” with 40 golems pressing 1 at the door.

Well its kind of the same thing right?

Hey [BAGS] fun night with you guys.

Seems like the only force on your server that didnt run from my force. If you guys just had a few more people would have been an interesting fight.

I felt a need to post and explain somethings to those here.

1. We are Yaksbend

2. We aren’t here to fight fair or have honorable fights.

3. We are here to kill you. Destroy You. Obliterate You. By any means necessary.

4. Humiliating you is not our goal, killing you is.

5. We are the EVIL EMPIRE

With that hugs and kisses. Time to Die. Feel Our Wrath. Gibberish. Foolishness. Amusement.

The truth is crimethink has used its mafia connections to kidnap key members relatives of other servers which allows us to control the field

We appreciate your stipulations on how yaksbend has alliances with other servers

But we are yaksbend we don’t Ally with other servers we kill them

We appreciate your concerns of our evil natures

And have noted yet disregarded them

For yaksbend !!!!

Guess the real questions are

Does your server have bloodthirsty serial killers who go into a blood rage murdering and destroying everything in there sight?

Does your server have an unofficial overlord throwing out amusement like falling rain?

Does your server have the mafia organization Crimethink that uses intimidation and that Red is Dead attitude that we all hate and love?

And the most important question

Does your server have a Rena Mordsith?

For Yaksbend

Because anything else is just foolishness

Why dont I have enough room in my bags?

You can hate something without considering it unfair also that is a stretch btw

My opinion if you don’t have a Zerg of 50 form into small groups and hit everywhere

The greatest advantage of a Zerg is also its greatest disadvantage

Even a superior lead Zerg can only be in 1 place

Killer*

I hate you autocorrect

Those who are in question

Have been beheaded

And there underlings will be whipped until moral improves

Yaks is for men and women who have the heart of a kille

So I see a lot of discussion with this is not fair that is not fair

They have organized zergs, they night camp, they are better than me, I can’t just smash my face on the keyboard to win, I am not a hero

Seriously

You want fair and balanced go play spvp or something

You want the hunt down the enemy with a heart of a serial killer and the mind of an arsonist. Come WvW

Come join us in yaksbend

Where crying is not authorized

For all those who wish to cry

Noted and disregarded

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O gw2 forums is changing it Rolf . Yaks bend knows who I am

This is good news and special thanks to supply and demand

Regards,
Rena Mordsith
WvW Officer of CrimeThink
Commander and Leader of the kittenty Strike Force