Seems like every server has posted in this thread. Hi guys!
To keep this post relevant, it looks like JQBL is now FABL 2.0! How did that happen :o
Wait til JQ SEA logs on, T2 will turn into JQ’s newest PVE zone.
1/2 of JQ WvWvw’ers cant give 2 cents about this matchup.
We are however, giving FA a little room. Since JQ has decided so.
JQ does whatever JQ wants
Or maybe JQ,s SEA has threatened to join BG or SOR if they cant do any pvd when they log in.
magummybear since headstart,and minion of bony.
Dear JQ oceanic/sea crew,a few tips and tricks to combat the might of the 15-25 man maggy megga zerg blob.We are a tight nit group of players residing in a lovely place called sweaty palms retirerment village,most of our group suffer from multiple medical conditions and disabilities.hence we r usually tanked up on meds and gin/prune juice.
Rule 1-do not engage with hammers/swords/daggers etc.alot of our members have not had a shower in many years.we will not be responsible for your dry cleaning bills.
Rule 2-fire is bad.used on one of our not so sober players can result in the loss of your entire zerg.
Rule 3-lighting is a toss of the coin,it will either short circuit our pacemakers and one shot us or turn us in to super heros who will destroy all before them.
rule 4-water by its self not good(remember the shower bit)with earth fine we enjoy the mud.
setting up a bingo hall in the middle of a field is the best way to get us all out in the open.
If you see us all running to the nearest tower it is not that we r scared,it is in fact we need to recharge our pacemakers and restock up on our meds and gin and maybe take a small nap.
Siege in towers/keeps is only there to keep our war vets entertained,since most think we r still at war with Germany or japan.
Thank you and good luck with the rest of the week.
P.S a big thanks goes out to nurse killjoy for her time and effort in keeping us alive on the battlefield , and changing our colostromy bags for us.
Finally to our almighty Commander Bony please stop yelling at me I can only move as fast as my walker will allow
magummybear since headstart,and minion of bony.
Looks to me like tryhards. 1st for EB JP treasure, are you other servers even trying? I even tried to camp JP but no one came, left after hour of no one.
Maybe everyone is outside playing in their sandbox instead of hiding in their troll cave waiting for that innocent uplevel to wander in.
magummybear since headstart,and minion of bony.
Honestly I don’t no wot all the fuss is about with these match ups.I have been on maguma since pre-launch,and play the oceanic time zone.ive been steamrolled by zergs,feared off cliffs arrow carted to death and set on fire.i have fun no matter wot the situation,to me the score means nothing im in it for wot ever twisted fun I can get out of wvw.i will follow my commander bony to the bowls of a db zerg if he so wishes or drink beer and sit in someones west keep on a battleship and laugh as the enemy wonders wot the hell we r doing.yes anet has some crap to work out but at least the match ups r for only a week.so just make the most of wot u have.So stand tall and just /laugh as u get run over by a 50 man zerg.
magummybear since headstart,and minion of bony.
Nooooooo Bony you can not leave me alone this week.it will take me ages to build a maguuma battleship in dbs west keep.:)
magummybear since headstart,and minion of bony.