Guild Wars 2

Please implement a way of turning off “I can outrun a centaur” and the like so my wife doesn’t kill me.

Not the face is great, but I like Helequin’s idea of having a few phrases that cycle.

Hasalyn, the golden guardian.

I have a hard time using this otherwise useful skill because my character shouts “Retreat!”

Retreat? Really? This is a guardian we’re talking about. It should be “Charge!” or something battle-worthy that reflects both what the skill does and how people use it. Even a shout would be better than retreat.

I’d stop using shield skills too if my character shouted “Oh god please don’t hurt me!”