Guild Wars 2

Alkonium.9164:

tisfre.8720:

• All Outfit and Style purchases now come with one 1 free transmutation Stone per transaction on top of one time use item transmutation

Outfits are free to transmute already.

I Know but I feel 800 gems for most outfits is overpriced and Anet would never decrease the price so adding a bonus Transmutation stone in there was just a bonus.

Basaltface.2786:

heh… my dream patch notes are a bit shorter..

Gem store:

- Twisted Watchwork Armor skins

- Twisted Watchwork Engine backpack

-Twisted Watchwork Weapon skins

- Twisted Watchwork Gathering tools (also sickle and axe)

-Skin packs of costumes

-Tome of builds (saves your current build, by double clicking it instantly reverts your
build back to the saved build, each tome can remember one build, unlimited use
only occ useable)

-Guild banner toy (basically a warrior banner like item with poses and guild logo, can be planted like a warrior banner for a period of time, no movement skills or anything that could influence wvw in anything but aestetics so that it can be used there aswell)

Professions:

Engineer:

-Hobosack fix

- Engineers are now able to use hammers and maces

- Heavy cannon kit added

Whelp forget everything I said yours win

Goatjugsoup.8637:

My dream patch notes would just be for them to one day put out notes that said: NOTHING – because an expansion is coming (insert definitive date here)

They releasing one

If I could only pick one thing from my patch notes to come true it would /bigfish emote :P

DarkWasp.7291:

Daily banker golem sounds pretty cool.

A lot of these are neat ideas, but why is your dream notes focused on gems? Just out of curiosity. Do you like gems a lot?

Haha no, i’ve spent a lot of gems in this game and Feel Anet should have some form a loyalty point system in place for people who have spent gems. This not only helps them but also rewards us for making sure our game has a future.

Flitzie.6082:

Well, except for the gem2win options like the harvesting tools and the stupid gemstore titles that lead to an even more gemstore focused game, why not?

Why is the 1000g title called ‘jaws’. I dont get that one, or is it an offensive typo-pun?

Also:
>Wallets are merged

- DIVORCE! My partner stole my money!

You can’t unmarry
1000g Jaws title means “Once you obtain 1000g you get the title Jaws” its a reference to James bond.
Title Unlocks are not play to win
Gem purchsed Harvesting tools are already in the game they just got a very small buff.
The Mystic Dye box is 5% better then Cooking Profession unidentified dye

• Goozer the Builder: unlock Gatekeeper & Key Master
• Dance Master: Unlock /dance, /dance2, /dance3 and /dance4
• ‘Last name”: During the marriage process players are able to create a last name that will become this title.
• Best Customer: Loyalty program
• Gem Collector: Loyalty program
• Gem Spender: Loyalty program
• Fanboy: Loyalty Program
• Addict: Loyalty Program
• Sparkles: Loyalty Program
  —Dances
• /dance2: Retro-Robot theme dance
• /dance3: Disco Dance :: Unlocks when five players clap or cheer for you when * dancing. (not required at once)
• /dance4: Slow dance (Partner required): Unlocks with marriage!
• /dance5: Jitterbug like dance (partner required) Gem store unlock
• /dance6: Polka like dance (partner required) Gem store unlock

—Marriage: Players can now marry each other

• One player must own a marriage license and be grouped with his or her fiance only.
• Double click [Marriage License] to enable Marriage agreement.
• Both players must click “Will you Marry Me” Yes or No popup.
• Marriage can never be undone choose wisely!
• Players can marry any race or sex they choose
• Account Vaults are merged (Players no longer have a personal vault.)
  —New Joint Vault = 2 tabs (30 slots each) by default
  —Players who purchased expansion tabs before marriage will be added to new joint vault.
  —If both players purchased tabs and the amount exceeds 12 before they were married they will be credited gold for the exceed amount.
  —Any Bank Tab expansions purchased via Gem store will be applied to new joint vault.
• Wallets are merged (Gold only)

Items

• Daily Banker Golem: Useable once per day, resets on daily reset. Once summoned can be used by anyone. Despawns after 5 mins.
• Riding Broom, Sonic Tunneling Tool, Flying Carpet and Super Cape now have a passive 35% speed buff, only useable in PvE does not stack with skills or boosters.
  *Makeup Gun: Are your guildies ugly? Fear not with the new Makeup Gun you can blast some style onto your friends!
  —Changes targets hair to: “Vomit Green, Bubblegum Pink or Sad Clown Red
  —Places makeup on the target’s face: Think sad clown who just got in a slapping contest.
  —Per Target use
  —unusable on self
  —Target can remove buff!
  —Players can only be blasted once every hour
  —Has a chance to explode in your face turning the user into: Vomit Yellow, Misty Black Vomit or Happy Clown red
  —-Player model & armor will change to above colors
  —-Lasts 30 mins and can not be canceled!
  —-Player randomly mutters words in /say or emotes
  “Just gorgeous!” “I once looked ugly!” “/cry” “They said join the carnival” “Whelp I don’t know about you but I am the best looking”
  —-Makeup Gun is unusable for 1hr after exploding
• Permanent Communal Fire
  —Weekly Cooldown
  —Choice of Karma, XP or Dungeon Influence
• Sparkler(5 min cooldown)
  —Skill 1: Throw to a friend! (5 min cooldown), Skill 2: Drop Sparkler
  —Has a chance to randomly explode and cause knock back
  —Lights area around player (same as torch)
• Captain’s Airship Pass
  —Unlocks via Loyalty system
  —Players who previously purchased will keep and have access to it.
• Summon GM: Summons a random Skritt, Orgie or Quaggan npc with Anet Tags.
  —NPC will hug you every 30 secs for 5 mins
  —1 hour cooldown
  —Sells basic merchant items and offers repairs.
• Super Cape: Fly like a superhero and hover like a boss.
  —Cape is Dyeable
  —20g unlock to enable Guild, Race or Class Emblem.
  —Fly animation based on race
  —Players will still die from fall damage
  —You hover & fly 1-3m off the ground (same as broom)

Player Related
—Emotes (all animated!)

• cash: Copper coins rain down on the player (coins can’t be picked up :P)
• Sitchair: Character sits in a chair. (Chair design based on race)
• Bigfish: Player raises their hands this big
• Cough: player coughs
• Countfingers: Player counts their fingers
• Drink: player drinks a mug
• Flex: Show us those muscles
• Lookaround
• picknose
• pickear
• playdead: Not useable in WvW or sPvP
• Raisehand
• Scratchehad
• Smellpits
• Slapforehead
• vomit
• warcry
• yawn

—Titles

• Sparky: Equip a sparkler and have it explode!
• Jaws: Accumulate 1000 gold
• Doctor: Heal 1000 Players
• Bag Master: Kill 25 players within 1 min
• Bait: Get killed by a catapult 5 times
• Explorer: Explore the same zone 5 times on different characters
• Insane: World Completion on 5 characters
• Clinically Insane: Own 4 legenadies
• Key Master: Purchase Adventure Box Key
• Gatekeeper: Kill 5000 ghosts

12500 Gems

• 1 random common or uncommon dye & 1 rare dye
• 1 Random booster
• 1 Black Lion keys
• 1 Black Lion Ticket scraps
• 50% off either Basic harvesting, ore or Lumber node pack
• 20% off any 1 item
• 2 Box o’ Fun
• 1 Self-Style Hair Kit

14000 Gems

• 1 random common or uncommon dye & 1 rare dye
• 1 Random booster
• 1 Black Lion keys
• 1 Black Lion Ticket scraps
• 50% off any one item in gem store
• Choice of either: Cow, Spectre, Offshoot or Golem Pummeler permanent finishers.

15500 Gems

• 1 random common or uncommon dye & 1 rare dye
• 1 Random Booster
• 1 Black Lion keys
• 1 Black Lion Ticket scraps
• Permanent Account Buffs: +2% xp, +2% Karma, +2% Luck +2% Gold
• 150 Gems
• Captain’s Airship Pass
• Permanent Daily Banker Golem (see Environment/Items)
• 50% off Home Portal Stone

17000

• Title: Supporter, Master of Trade, Anet Loves me
• 50 gems
• 1 Black Lion ticket Scrap
• 1 Black Lion key
• Permanent Communal Fire (Weekly Cooldown)
• 70% off any Permanent finisher

18500

• 50 gems
• 1 Black Lion Ticket Scrap
• 1 Black Lion Key
• 20% off any 1 item
• Emote: /cash
• Sparkler
• Title: Sparkles

20000

• A special thank you letter sent via in game from the Anet team.
  Mail has a 50% chance to kill player or reward player
  Random Rewards include: 5-10gold, 1hr Boost to either xp, crafting or Karma, random disco ball above character for 1hr or player model changes color for 1hr
• 50 gems
• 1 Black Lion Ticket Scrap
• 5 Black Lion Key
• 50% off any 1 item
• Title: Best Customer, Gem Colletor, Gem Spender
• Belcher’s Bluff Permanent table
• Account Bonus: +5%Xp, +5% Karma, +5% Gold
• 1 Sincere Letter of Thanks
• Level 20 boost: Boost any character to level 20 instantly
• Summon GM: (see item list)

Leveling System

• Skill Points via map are unlocked at lvl 5.

Environment

• Super Adventure Box
  -No longer available unless you own the Adventure Box key
  —Bi-Annual Feature Packs (Free if you own Adventure Box Key and log in during launch week otherwise 400 gems per release.
  -1 New World
  -unlock able New Weapon Skins for every weapon
  -unlock able New Armor Set (useable on any armor piece)
  -unlock able New Emote
  -unlock able New Dance
  *Following items are unlockable via achievements in world 1-2
  —/dance2 (Retro-Robot theme dance)
  —/plumber (Character jumps into a green pipe, random chance a vine creature bites character and is knocked back)
  —/coin (Places 1 Bauble Bubble) anywhere in the world lasts 30secs or until picked up.
  Players can only pick up 1 per week
  —Unable to pick up your own Bauble Bubble
• Captain’s Airship: If a player logged out inside the airpship, enter WvW or The Mists they will return to the Captain’s Airship when logging back in, leaving WvW or the Mists.

I got very bored today and thought I would write down my Dream Patch notes. Theses are things I would like to see in the game and are just my personal opinion and thoughts. Let me know what you all think

Gem Store

• Adventure Box Key(1000 gems): Unlocks permanent access to adventure box (see environment section)
• Mystic Dye Box(200gems): Once a week players can use their Mystic Dye Box to unlock a random unlearned Dye. (50% chance to be common, 35% uncommon, and 15% rare)
• All Permanent harvesting tools now have higher chance to obtain rare and extra resources. (10%) excluding special loot items (sockets etc)
• All Outfit and Style purchases now come with one 1 free transmutation Stone per transaction on top of one time use item transmutation
• Captain’s Airship Pass: No longer purchasable (see item section)
• Seasonal Sales: Fall, Winter, Summer all items are 30-50% off no coupons are useable during sale. Sale lasts only 24hrs. Will not be announced until day of release.
• Marriage License(1000 gems) (see player section)
• Super Cape: Fly like a superhero and hover like a boss. (see item section)
• Dolka Dance(250 Gems) (see player section)
• Ditterwasp dance(250 Gems) (see player section)

Gem Store Loyalty System
1000 Gems spent

• 1 random common or uncommon Dye
• 1 Random Booster
• 1 Black Lion ticket scrap

2500 Gems spent

• 1 random common or uncommon dye & 1 rare dye
• 1 Random Boosters
• 1 Black Lion Key
• 1 Black Lion Ticket scraps

4000 Gems

• 2 random common or uncommon dye & 1rare dye
• 1 Random Boosters
• 2 Black Lion keys
• 1 Black Lion Ticket scraps

5500 Gems

• Choice of One: Aviator Cap, Covert Charr Backpack set, Fuzzy Quaggan Hat with bow, Inventor’s Sunglasses, Plush Quaggan Backpack Cover, Reading Glasses, Ringmaster’s Hat, Sailor’s Beanie or Top hat.
• 3 random common or uncommon dye & 1 rare dye
• 2 Random Boosters
• 2 Black Lion keys

7000 Gems

• Permanent Account Buffs: +1% xp, +1 Karma, +1% Luck +1% Gold
• 2 random common or uncommon dye & 2 rare dye
• 1 Booster Multipack
• 3 Black Lion keys
• Title: Fanboy
• 1 Black Lion Ticket scraps
• 100 Gems

8500 Gems

• 1 random common or uncommon dye & 1 rare dye
• 1 Booster Multipack
• 2 Black Lion keys
• 1 Black Lion Ticket scraps
• 100 Gems
• 30 day buff: 30% Karma, 30% xp, 30% Crafting boost gain
• 5 Receive Stones
• 2 WXP Booster
• 2 Magic Find Booste

10000 Gems

• 1 random common or uncommon dye & 1 rare dye
• 1 Random booster
• 1 Black Lion keys
• 1 Black Lion Ticket scraps
• 100 Gems
• 1 Experience Booster, 1 Crafting Booster, 1 Communal boost Bonfire, 1 Gathering Booster, 1 Killstreak Experience Booster
• 1 Box o’ Fun
• 30% off any one item
• Title: Addict
• A special thank you letter sent via in game from the Anet team.
  Mail has a 50% chance to kill player or reward player
  Random Rewards