Guild Wars 2

To blatantly plagiarize……

And the minstrels sang………

Bravely bold Sir Logan, strode forth from Kessex Hills.
He was not afraid to die, no, Brave Sir Logan!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Logan.

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
nor to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
to have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Logan.

For the past week I have noticed a general sluggishness to the game client. I cannot complete jumping puzzles and have great difficulty getting to views that I had no problem with on other toons. The controls seem very unresponsive. People randomly appear then disappear. Mobs suddenly appear right next to me when I am moving.

I have tried at different times of the day, with a load on my local network and without. I have been keeping an eye on my ISP speeds.

Is anyone else having this problem? It’s getting really, really annoying and not motivating me to play.

One that caught me totally by surprise was in the pirate caves in Bloodtide Coast.

I was sorting through my inventory and some NPC started singing a modified rendition of “Very Model of a Modern Major General” from Gilbert and Sullivans Pirates of Penzance.

Almost fell off my chair I was laughing so hard.