Anet, Please delete Theif or do something with its cheating skills! Macro-cheating thief can use 8 skills in 0.3 sec. And kill 3 enemies in WvW within 15 sec.
Triple-instant-actives on 7/8/9 (available to all professions), weapon skill, and F1? I’m not really sure how you’re getting 8 skills, since all weapon skills have cast times, BV is a channel, and all heals will interrupt existing animations or also have cast times/channels.
Really, guardian is the only class which can activate the most abilities all at once seeing as virtues have no activation speed. Although doing so is a pretty terrible idea.
As far as dealing damage, again, almost any profession given the right build in WvW can kill three enemies in 15 seconds given the right build. Actually, my reaper can kill five people in just one skill if they’re not tanky.
And how is this even related to the thread?
It was a blatant, and quite amusing, troll/joke! You bit way too hard :P