Guild Wars 2

To the Asuran above you, who in your own mind is a complete and utter moron and nowhere close to the genius that you are, insult them in your best posh Asuran dialect as you can!

Unless you’re a skritt brain who was dropped as a progeny.

It’s almost like your genes were spliced and you’re part Norn. Please, it’s almost like you can’t even understand portal dynamics let alone the eternal alchemy.

You’re more dense than the thaumatic converter crystal in my golems shoulder joint. I doubt that even the inquest would be insulted by the likes of a bookah such as you.

My ears! What outlandishly brazen hyperbole! A troglodyte such as yourself was obviously force-fed chromatic ooze as a progeny – there could be no other explanation for the repulsive gunk that sloshes about in your cranial cavity.

Goodness, even the third derivative to your performance function looks like an inverse-competence curve. You’ve achieved what may be the first scientifically verifiable recursive stupid-dumb-stupid loop…

Sense you obviously were abandoned as a child and adopted by skirtt, I shall put this in terms that even YOU should understand, the hydrothermal conversion crystals put into to this solute will decompress and start to warm up thus, creating hydrothermal vents once hitting the ocean floor, this will protect the Quaggans living in the nearby villages from invaders, such as Dragon Minions and Krait.

Now, go fetch me my Gloglasmic Isotonic High-Frequency Sonar Gun, I mean, The Shinies.

puts up sign

“DO NOT approach test subject. Studies on self-feeding Megalomania underway.”

Who in the name of the eternal alchemy let the testsubject bring it’s own sign?

That’s the best insult you can come up with? I’ve dealt with test skritt that had lobotomies that could come up with better insults. Granted they mumbled and drooled on the floor but that may be because they heard your insult.

You can’t even train skritt to stop drooling on the floor? You must have the lab presence of a dormant resonance chip.

There are people who still use resonance chips in their labs? I thought it was common knowledge that aetheric-reverberation circuits had made those worthless trinkets obsolete generations ago. Why, if I didn’t know better I’d call you a human... your level of technological comprehension does seem equatable to theirs, after all.
Honestly, how a bookah such as yourself ever managed to put together a krewe, I cannot fathom.

Please, use the legitimate nomenclature for such appliances. What self-respecting researcher calls them ‘aetheric-reverberation’ circuits? Such terminology is preposterous, and only used by bookahs – oh wait, that’s exactly what you are.

By the Eternal Alchemy! Who let this lob-eared dung pusher into the lab? Someone remove it before the entomechological constructs decide to ingest it and the pieces disturb their delicate dingestinal system balance.

Human walks in…

Umm, bookah! You stop throwing around 10 gold words like they’re nobody’s business, you floppy ear dumber than skritt-when-they-are-in-the-same-room race!

braces puny human self

[pointedly ignores the human]

You fabricate an dingestinal system for an entomechalogical construct?! You even purport to bother with such an obsolete model at all?! Truly you possess only the intelligence quotient of a Risen Brute! Constructs created using the eschetical tri-node method are far more durable.

All asura are holding their breath – behold from the left side on the catwalk – Right Said Fred

“I’m too sexy for this thread.”

Shocked silence, the asura seem to have no answer for this…

Okay, my warband and I want to play some football and we do not have a football. Which one of you midgets want to volunteer?

You are more dense than 5 norns together. I would belive you wouldnt even understand what I mean when I talk about some simple portals.

I’m not the one to derogate people over punctuation, but even thinking about other areas you are bad in would make me dumber.

I could not believe it was even remotely possible for you to turn ‘dumber’. I was convinced you were already at the lowest possible level of intelligence for our race.

Are you perchance, related to skritt?

You’re the one to talk when you wouldn’t possibly be able to spot a difference between a skritt and your own reflection.