Your mother's IQ is so low...

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Posted by: Fildydarie.1496

Fildydarie.1496

Every time I hear the progeny break out these jokes I have to stop and listen. Anyone have any of their own (or other asura jokes)?

  • Your mother’s IQ is so low she thinks a broadsword is a sword for women only.
  • Your mother’s IQ is so low she thinks Lion’s Arch is a podiatrist’s diagnosis.
-Fildydarie
Hutchmistress of the Fluffy Bunny Brigade [FBB]

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Posted by: Panzerjaeger.7612

Panzerjaeger.7612

Yo’ mama’s IQ is so low, she thinks the Charr are a race of burnt steaks.

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Posted by: Snowblind.6754

Snowblind.6754

So low she spells it n0rn.

She tried to shave her armpits with Destiny’s Edge.

She thinks pi r^2

(The forum is so stupid, it does not actually support [sup])

(edited by Snowblind.6754)

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Posted by: Qid.1937

Qid.1937

my mommas iq is so low..

D’OH

BG Mrplow – Highly rated since 1987.

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Posted by: newdude.3671

newdude.3671

my mommas iq is so low..

D’OH

Lol U sir have won this theard congrats

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Posted by: Foosnark.1784

Foosnark.1784

You mother’s IQ is so low, she can’t spell IQ.

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Posted by: Zombiesbum.3502

Zombiesbum.3502

You mother’s IQ is so low she plays League of Legends

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Posted by: Advent.6193

Advent.6193

Let’s go older school:
Your mother’s IQ is soooo low, her Krewe Leader mentioned that it was chilly outside …
she went out with a bowl and some crackers.

Malegryne (Sylvari Mesmer), Lannka (Asura Thief) – Ferguson’s Crossing: [PRD/BRB/OMFG]
Other 80s: Any but Warrior

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Posted by: Kingfisher.7213

Kingfisher.7213

Your mother’s IQ is so low, Skritt crowd around her to try and smarten her up.

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Posted by: Foosnark.1784

Foosnark.1784

Your mother’s IQ is so low, a Necromancer once mistook her for his pet.

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Posted by: Panzerjaeger.7612

Panzerjaeger.7612

Yo’ momma’s IQ is so low, she thought Warmaster Efut was an electronic foot.

I was not amused.

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Posted by: MasterGeese.4756

MasterGeese.4756

Yo’ mamma’s IQ is so low, she thinks Lion’s Arch is a back condition.

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Posted by: Avatar Rage.4369

Avatar Rage.4369

Your mothers IQ is low she thought Rata Sum was a mathematical equation for skritt

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Posted by: Arcalas.9368

Arcalas.9368

Yo’ mothers IQ is so low she taught jormag was an ice pop and licked him.

Norn “cows” go moot.

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Posted by: Giovanni.4156

Giovanni.4156

Your mother’s IQ is so low, she think that the formula for converting Celsius to Fahrenheit is °C*1.8+31. THIRTY-ONE! ROTFLOL

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Posted by: ThiBash.5634

ThiBash.5634

Your momma’s IQ is so low, she thought adding Ascended Gear to the game was a good idea.

If you can read this then it is proof that ArenaNet’s moderators just, kind and fair.

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Posted by: Panzerjaeger.7612

Panzerjaeger.7612

Yo’ momma’s IQ is so low, I spared her out of mercy for insulting my Efut.

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Posted by: TheNerdlyKnight.7035

TheNerdlyKnight.7035

Yo’ momma’s IQ is so low I told her PI R Squared and she replied, no Pi Is Round.

Kourosh Santagar, Elonian Ranger
Roereker Wolfspear, Norn Guardian

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Posted by: Reknarok.7582

Reknarok.7582

Your mother’s IQ is so low, she didn’t know that one of the only sufficient power sources for an infinity ball was a megahedron collider. She was under the impression that AAA batteries were required.

I was thoroughly amused.

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Posted by: Redrobin.5627

Redrobin.5627

Your mothers IQ is so low, she thinks golem and Sylvari are precious metals.

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Posted by: thunderstone.2861

thunderstone.2861

Your mother’s IQ is so low, she keeps trying to divide by zero.

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Posted by: Melchior.2135

Melchior.2135

Oh man, all my good Asura-sounding yo momma jokes are about weight instead of intellect.

Yo momma’s so fat, tightening her belt makes her drop below her Schwarzschild radius
Yo momma’s so fat, she has mass whether or not the Higgs Boson exists
Yo momma’s so fat, she doesn’t need to paint her toenails because they’re red-shifted.

Former Guild Wars 2 fan. RIP, ArenaNet’s integrity.

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Posted by: nakoda.4213

nakoda.4213

Your mother’s IQ is slow low that she doesn’t even know how to crossthread a micronfluxcapacitor multiphasic unit with a simple dimatrix array power inversion unit equipped with a subsonic alpha wave modulation circuit.

I mean, how human do you have to be not to realize that a simple recalibration of the carbohypothermic intake valve release frees up the injection array subprocessing unit so that it can combocalculate the exact reverberation of the magic stream inversion coil.

::eyeroll::

what a dolt.

Boundaries are for the effortless.
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You kittens don’t even know what the prefix “meta” means.

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Posted by: Esplen.3940

Esplen.3940

Your mother’s IQ is slow low that she doesn’t even know how to crossthread a micronfluxcapacitor multiphasic unit with a simple dimatrix array power inversion unit equipped with a subsonic alpha wave modulation circuit.

I mean, how human do you have to be not to realize that a simple recalibration of the carbohypothermic intake valve release frees up the injection array subprocessing unit so that it can combocalculate the exact reverberation of the magic stream inversion coil.

::eyeroll::

what a dolt.

Why crossthread it when you can simply multicrossthread it. Also the dimatrix array power inversion has been outdated by the new trimatrix array power inversion which has an exponentially better power inversion capacity. You don’t even need the subsonic alpha stream inversion coil at all, in fact it was proven to slow down the process by tenfold with the new trimatrix array.

There is no need to combocalculate, that’s just wasting your iterations. Simply take a quantum nucleic phasitron and adjust it to entwine into the array. You can get rid of the entire coil and intake valve.

Seriously… who taught you this stuff?

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Posted by: Slayer Lord.5023

Slayer Lord.5023

Your mother’s IQ is slow low that she doesn’t even know how to crossthread a micronfluxcapacitor multiphasic unit with a simple dimatrix array power inversion unit equipped with a subsonic alpha wave modulation circuit.

I mean, how human do you have to be not to realize that a simple recalibration of the carbohypothermic intake valve release frees up the injection array subprocessing unit so that it can combocalculate the exact reverberation of the magic stream inversion coil.

::eyeroll::

what a dolt.

Why crossthread it when you can simply multicrossthread it. Also the dimatrix array power inversion has been outdated by the new trimatrix array power inversion which has an exponentially better power inversion capacity. You don’t even need the subsonic alpha stream inversion coil at all, in fact it was proven to slow down the process by tenfold with the new trimatrix array.

There is no need to combocalculate, that’s just wasting your iterations. Simply take a quantum nucleic phasitron and adjust it to entwine into the array. You can get rid of the entire coil and intake valve.

Seriously… who taught you this stuff?

These are some serious Asurans. Anyway….

Your mother’s IQ is so low golems repair her circuits!

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Posted by: nakoda.4213

nakoda.4213

Your mother’s IQ is slow low that she doesn’t even know how to crossthread a micronfluxcapacitor multiphasic unit with a simple dimatrix array power inversion unit equipped with a subsonic alpha wave modulation circuit.

I mean, how human do you have to be not to realize that a simple recalibration of the carbohypothermic intake valve release frees up the injection array subprocessing unit so that it can combocalculate the exact reverberation of the magic stream inversion coil.

::eyeroll::

what a dolt.

Why crossthread it when you can simply multicrossthread it. Also the dimatrix array power inversion has been outdated by the new trimatrix array power inversion which has an exponentially better power inversion capacity. You don’t even need the subsonic alpha stream inversion coil at all, in fact it was proven to slow down the process by tenfold with the new trimatrix array.

There is no need to combocalculate, that’s just wasting your iterations. Simply take a quantum nucleic phasitron and adjust it to entwine into the array. You can get rid of the entire coil and intake valve.

Seriously… who taught you this stuff?

Your mother did.

But at least SHE knows that a trimatrix array is incompatible with a decahedron infusion dynamo which is WHY the subsonic alpha stream inversion coil needs to be linked up to the megaflux protocore of the temporal energy capacitors.

Seriously, the quantum nucleic phasitron is untested technology bordering on mere MECHANICS. We covered that in first level progeny class. At least your mother’s IQ isn’t so low as to miss THAT.

You might as well swap the unitron projection processor for introflux capacitration multiplier. We all got taught in second level that combocalculation takes no more than a 0.00003812312432^16 nanosecond longer to iterate the output figures than a intake-less power inversion unit. Why remove something that frees up magic for the thermokenetic hydraulic system?

Boundaries are for the effortless.
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(edited by nakoda.4213)

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Posted by: Kingfisher.7213

Kingfisher.7213

Your mother’s IQ is so low, she went to the Library to look for bookahs…

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Posted by: Twoflower.7031

Twoflower.7031

Your mother’s IQ is so low, she thinks a golem is a character in Lord of the Rings.

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Posted by: Esplen.3940

Esplen.3940

These are some serious Asurans. Anyway….

Your mother’s IQ is so low golems repair her circuits!

Asura*

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

Your mother’s IQ is slow low that she doesn’t even know how to crossthread a micronfluxcapacitor multiphasic unit with a simple dimatrix array power inversion unit equipped with a subsonic alpha wave modulation circuit.

I mean, how human do you have to be not to realize that a simple recalibration of the carbohypothermic intake valve release frees up the injection array subprocessing unit so that it can combocalculate the exact reverberation of the magic stream inversion coil.

::eyeroll::

what a dolt.

Why crossthread it when you can simply multicrossthread it. Also the dimatrix array power inversion has been outdated by the new trimatrix array power inversion which has an exponentially better power inversion capacity. You don’t even need the subsonic alpha stream inversion coil at all, in fact it was proven to slow down the process by tenfold with the new trimatrix array.

There is no need to combocalculate, that’s just wasting your iterations. Simply take a quantum nucleic phasitron and adjust it to entwine into the array. You can get rid of the entire coil and intake valve.

Seriously… who taught you this stuff?

Your mother did.

But at least SHE knows that a trimatrix array is incompatible with a decahedron infusion dynamo which is WHY the subsonic alpha stream inversion coil needs to be linked up to the megaflux protocore of the temporal energy capacitors.

Seriously, the quantum nucleic phasitron is untested technology bordering on mere MECHANICS. We covered that in first level progeny class. At least your mother’s IQ isn’t so low as to miss THAT.

You might as well swap the unitron projection processor for introflux capacitration multiplier. We all got taught in second level that combocalculation takes no more than a 0.00003812312432^16 nanosecond longer to iterate the output figures than a intake-less power inversion unit. Why remove something that frees up magic for the thermokenetic hydraulic system?

I wonder what the above two Asura think of the young Asura lady who just wants to move to Lion’s Arch and sell baked goods…

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Posted by: Esplen.3940

Esplen.3940

Your mother’s IQ is slow low that she doesn’t even know how to crossthread a micronfluxcapacitor multiphasic unit with a simple dimatrix array power inversion unit equipped with a subsonic alpha wave modulation circuit.

I mean, how human do you have to be not to realize that a simple recalibration of the carbohypothermic intake valve release frees up the injection array subprocessing unit so that it can combocalculate the exact reverberation of the magic stream inversion coil.

::eyeroll::

what a dolt.

Why crossthread it when you can simply multicrossthread it. Also the dimatrix array power inversion has been outdated by the new trimatrix array power inversion which has an exponentially better power inversion capacity. You don’t even need the subsonic alpha stream inversion coil at all, in fact it was proven to slow down the process by tenfold with the new trimatrix array.

There is no need to combocalculate, that’s just wasting your iterations. Simply take a quantum nucleic phasitron and adjust it to entwine into the array. You can get rid of the entire coil and intake valve.

Seriously… who taught you this stuff?

Your mother did.

But at least SHE knows that a trimatrix array is incompatible with a decahedron infusion dynamo which is WHY the subsonic alpha stream inversion coil needs to be linked up to the megaflux protocore of the temporal energy capacitors.

Seriously, the quantum nucleic phasitron is untested technology bordering on mere MECHANICS. We covered that in first level progeny class. At least your mother’s IQ isn’t so low as to miss THAT.

You might as well swap the unitron projection processor for introflux capacitration multiplier. We all got taught in second level that combocalculation takes no more than a 0.00003812312432^16 nanosecond longer to iterate the output figures than a intake-less power inversion unit. Why remove something that frees up magic for the thermokenetic hydraulic system?

I wonder what the above two Asura think of the young Asura lady who just wants to move to Lion’s Arch and sell baked goods…

Personally, you would get more business in Divinity’s Reach. That city has bustle. You might also spot me traversing across the tops of roofs.

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Posted by: Fildydarie.1496

Fildydarie.1496

  • The perimeter of your mother’s waistline is so large dolyaks put saddlebags on her.
  • Your mother’s IQ is so low she thinks a canopic jar is where you put canopic cookies.
  • You mother’s IQ is so low she thinks Final Rest drops in Zho’qafa Catacombs.
  • Your mother’s IQ is so low, bookah tell their children scary stories about her.
-Fildydarie
Hutchmistress of the Fluffy Bunny Brigade [FBB]

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Posted by: catqeer.1954

catqeer.1954

Your mother’s IQ is so low she thought Divinity’s Reach was how far a divine being can reach.

Your mother’s IQ is so low she thought tengu meant ten goos.

But in all seriousness your mother is rather intelligent after all so are most asura…

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Posted by: nakoda.4213

nakoda.4213

Your mother’s IQ is so low she thought Divinity’s Reach was how far a divine being can reach.

Your mother’s IQ is so low she thought tengu meant ten goos.

But in all seriousness your mother is rather intelligent after all so are most asura…

Your mother’s IQ is so low she clearly taught you that humility is better than bravado, intelligence, poise, atavistic eloquence, and sheer good looks.

She was wrong.

The young woman selling cookies in Lion’s Arch has a higher IQ than your mother.

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You kittens don’t even know what the prefix “meta” means.

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Posted by: Kingfisher.7213

Kingfisher.7213

Your mother’s IQ is so low, she refuses to take an IQ test, because she really hates getting grossed out.

(hint for non-Asura – sound out “IQ”)

(edited by Kingfisher.7213)

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Posted by: Never.8147

Never.8147

Your mother’s IQ is so low, she thinks grammar is two and a half grams.

Heemi – Asura Necromancer

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Posted by: Kingfisher.7213

Kingfisher.7213

Your mother’s IQ is so low, when a friend invited her to do Fractals, she asked for a calculator.

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Posted by: ThiBash.5634

ThiBash.5634

Yo momma’s IQ is so low, she tried to use a differential instead of an integral to solve the area under a curve.

If you can read this then it is proof that ArenaNet’s moderators just, kind and fair.

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Posted by: Kingfisher.7213

Kingfisher.7213

Your mother’s IQ is so low, when a friend asked her how much Ascended gear she had, she replied she had a Stairmaster.

(hint for non-Asura: think about what two words “Ascended” sounds like)

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Posted by: nakoda.4213

nakoda.4213

Your mother’s IQ is so low that when I asked her for an inertial flux diagram she slapped me.

Boundaries are for the effortless.
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Posted by: LowestTruth.2635

LowestTruth.2635

Your mother’s IQ is so low that she was lost and asked a peacemaker for directions; when he told her she was in Soren Draa, she threw up her hands and screamed she was not armed.

Tarnished Coast

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Posted by: Esplen.3940

Esplen.3940

Hey, Yotta, your mama’s IQ is so low, she thinks norn cows go “moot.”

Oh, yeah? Your mama’s IQ is so low, she thinks “crafting” is something you do on the “criver.”

Well, your mama’s IQ is so low, she thinks sylvari and golem are precious metals.

Your mama’s IQ is so slow, she thinks “elemental” is four letters in the middle of the alphabet.

Your mama’s IQ is so low, she thinks a golemancer is what you get when you ask a golemquestion.

No, but seriously…your mom is really smart.

Yeah, yours too.

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Posted by: catqeer.1954

catqeer.1954

Your mother’s IQ is so low she thought Divinity’s Reach was how far a divine being can reach.

Your mother’s IQ is so low she thought tengu meant ten goos.

But in all seriousness your mother is rather intelligent after all so are most asura…

Your mother’s IQ is so low she clearly taught you that humility is better than bravado, intelligence, poise, atavistic eloquence, and sheer good looks.

She was wrong.

The young woman selling cookies in Lion’s Arch has a higher IQ than your mother.

Your mother’s IQ is so low she agreed to a longterm agreements in the hopes of producing children’s with the dumbest male asura in all of Rata Sum. Also known as your father.

I will not tolerate my mother being compared to a merchant in Lion’s Arch… Disgusting seriously have you no shame.

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Posted by: LowestTruth.2635

LowestTruth.2635

Your mother’s IQ is so low she thought martial arts were paintings done by peacemakers.

Tarnished Coast

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Posted by: nakoda.4213

nakoda.4213

Your mother’s IQ is so low she thought Divinity’s Reach was how far a divine being can reach.

Your mother’s IQ is so low she thought tengu meant ten goos.

But in all seriousness your mother is rather intelligent after all so are most asura…

Your mother’s IQ is so low she clearly taught you that humility is better than bravado, intelligence, poise, atavistic eloquence, and sheer good looks.

She was wrong.

The young woman selling cookies in Lion’s Arch has a higher IQ than your mother.

Your mother’s IQ is so low she agreed to a longterm agreements in the hopes of producing children’s with the dumbest male asura in all of Rata Sum. Also known as your father.

I will not tolerate my mother being compared to a merchant in Lion’s Arch… Disgusting seriously have you no shame.

MY father invented duostream intertial conversion dampening coil mechanics before he left 4th level progeny school. That “longterm agreement” is commonly known as a marriage license, which was subsidized by the royalties from the use of duostream inertial conversion dampening coils which are used in practically every self propelled device made in the last 50 years. He is currently lead kreweman of StreamCoil Technologies.

Where is your father? Oh, yes, you are looking at him. Professor Emeritus of the College of Synergetics, inventor of the acclaimed INFINITY BALL which foretold the future of Asuran ascendance, junior executive for the school for the blind and philanthropist extraordinaire.

Ask your mother, she’ll tell you all about me.

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Posted by: Arikyali.5804

Arikyali.5804

Your momma’s IQ is so low, she thought a lecture from the College of Statics would be electrifying…..

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Posted by: albinodinomite.6457

albinodinomite.6457

Your mother’s IQ is so low, she thought “Blood Legion” was something you went to the doctor about.

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Posted by: Malkavian.4516

Malkavian.4516

Your mother’s IQ is so low, she thought golems come from geodes.

FOR SKYRIM!!!!!

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Posted by: draxynnic.3719

draxynnic.3719

I wonder what the above two Asura think of the young Asura lady who just wants to move to Lion’s Arch and sell baked goods…

Your mother’s IQ is so low, she wanted to move to Lion’s Arch and sell baked goods, and when I tried to warn her about miasma, she expressed her sympathies and assured me that neither she nor anyone in her family had any such condition.

(Hint for non-asura: Try sounding out ‘miasma’ with a long rather than short ‘i’.)

To those who think Scarlet hate means she’s succeeded as a villain:
People don’t hate Scarlet like Game of Thrones fans hate Joffrey.
They hate her the way Star Wars fans hate Jar Jar Binks.

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Posted by: Piogre.2164

Piogre.2164

Oh man, all my good Asura-sounding yo momma jokes are about weight instead of intellect.

Yo momma’s so fat, tightening her belt makes her drop below her Schwarzschild radius
Yo momma’s so fat, she has mass whether or not the Higgs Boson exists
Yo momma’s so fat, she doesn’t need to paint her toenails because they’re red-shifted.

Yo momma’s so fat, Researcher Knuth had to invent up-arrow notation just so they could ascertain her mass.

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