Guild Wars 2

I wonder if these threads in any way will influence content changes in the game.

I haven’t played the game nearly as much as many of you, I’m sure, but there are two areas that annoy the kittens out of me so much, I try to avoid them entirely.

1) Brenni by the auctioneer at Ebonhawke “…I need your help.” SHUT UP already.
2) Some unknown NPC by the bank near Trader’s Forum WP and his constant, “Spit it out. What.” Blah blah blah. OMG that’s so annoying.

When I try to introduce others to the game to convince them to spend the money to play, the ones that see these guys aren’t so impressed. I hear things like, “Are all the NPC’s that annoying?” or… “This game is a lot of fun if you stay away from those guys.”

Turning the sound off in these areas works, but come on, Anet. You know these guys annoy you, too. Just fix it.

CITIZENS. CITIZENS. CITIZENS.

sparklevision.8109:

CITIZENS. CITIZENS. CITIZENS.

ohh god please no please i beg you

“Greetings, weapon-bearer. HOW ARE YOU!!!!!?”

God, how I hated that guy. So relieved to see that he now just stands there.

Captain Bren. “We’re about to be overrun.” No, we aren’t. “They come from the shadows.” You don’t say?

I can say one thing for Captain Bren: he makes me appreciate Trahearne

I honestly can’t say I enjoy hearing a single npc’s voice in this game anymore. But I usually just tune out the npc’s, because I normally don’t even realize that I walk right by them without hearing them.

Which way to the outhouse?

At least they toned it down…I remember in the beta, if you didn’t have a crafting discipline learned yet, every single time you’d walk remotely near anyone that had anything to do with crafting “HEY! HEY YOU!” oh dear god…you don’t realize how frequently you walk by those guys until they pull a Navi on you.

“Do you get to the Cloud District very often?”

“Our challenger had better wrap things up quick.” – Announcer

Also, anything else he says repeatedly. That line is especially annoying as the correct grammar would be “quickLY”. Asura ‘master-race’ fail #19124.

SinerAthin.2374:

“Do you get to the Cloud District very often?”

Lol that’s skyrim, go away XD

I’ve made a video on my opinion for the most annoying NPCs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8zmo2XaBTI

That guy Mavronos in Black Haven is particularly annoying, where he has like a minute or so of dialog as he’s trying to hit on a woman and get her to come to the city with him. What boosts the annoying factor is that his pick-up attempt is located right next to the black lion trader, so if you are looking for items to buy and sell you are going to hear this repeated over and over again. Wish there was an opposing faction I could jump on and attack him with. That would be gloriously satisfying.

CITIZENS!

Those two brats playing behind the bank.

Obviously few people still visit Hoelbrak becauese that place has, without a doubt, the most annoying vocal NPC in the entire game.

Take heed! I haven’t taken leave of my senses! I’ve seen creatures of metal and steam!"
Take heed! I haven’t taken leave of my senses!
Take heed!
Take heed!
Take heed! I haven’t taken leave of my senses!

Good grief woman, you say you haven’t but I’m personally getting very close!

Every time I go to farm an ancient sapling near the Slough of Despond Waypoint, a Quaggan runs up wailing that the Icebrood are attacking Moshpoipoi, please help! in a very high pitched, drawn out manner. Ugh! I like the Quaggans but it is just too much, especially since ancient nodes are so profitable now to run all my alts to them.

“Another death! Another death! Another death! Another death! Another death!”

“No no no! We sho—No no no! No no no No no no! We should go to the armor—No no no!”

“Your attention please!”

“You know, your failure is only funny if you try.”

“I’ve never failed a mission. I won’t fail this one.”

“If you hurry, you’ll be witness to her death!”

“Please help me! My pet broodmother has been turned by the undead!”

“You look like you could handle some drakes.”

“THE FUN’S OVER HERE!!”

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“This won’t end well.”