Chop-It-All Logging Axe is wrong everywhere
I bought the axe on the premise that all this “wrong” stuff was what I was getting!
If they “fix” it I will have to demand a refund, ragequit, and cry myself to sleep.
I bought the axe on the premise that all this “wrong” stuff was what I was getting!
If they “fix” it I will have to demand a refund, ragequit, and cry myself to sleep.
It’s funny because this is the reason why most things won’t get fixed even though your post is trolling.
I bought the axe on the premise that all this “wrong” stuff was what I was getting!
If they “fix” it I will have to demand a refund, ragequit, and cry myself to sleep.
It’s funny because this is the reason why most things won’t get fixed even though your post is trolling.
Well this whole thread is trolling. Either that or the OP really needs to seek some help with that OCD….
I bought the axe on the premise that all this “wrong” stuff was what I was getting!
If they “fix” it I will have to demand a refund, ragequit, and cry myself to sleep.
It’s funny because this is the reason why most things won’t get fixed even though your post is trolling.
Well this whole thread is trolling. Either that or the OP really needs to seek some help with that OCD….
While I do realize it’s a bit silly and completely irrelevant I am not trolling.
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I bought the axe on the premise that all this “wrong” stuff was what I was getting!
If they “fix” it I will have to demand a refund, ragequit, and cry myself to sleep.
It’s funny because this is the reason why most things won’t get fixed even though your post is trolling.
Well this whole thread is trolling. Either that or the OP really needs to seek some help with that OCD….
While I do realize it’s a bit silly and completely irrelevant I am not trolling.
I wasn’t quoting you. Your post isn’t silly or trolling. I have a bit of OCD myself and noticed it, but I combat it by simply not looking into that corner and ignoring every aspect of it at all times. Even right now, while discussing it, it’s shoved into the corner of my mind.
I bought the axe on the premise that all this “wrong” stuff was what I was getting!
If they “fix” it I will have to demand a refund, ragequit, and cry myself to sleep.
It’s funny because this is the reason why most things won’t get fixed even though your post is trolling.
Well this whole thread is trolling. Either that or the OP really needs to seek some help with that OCD….
While I do realize it’s a bit silly and completely irrelevant I am not trolling.
I wasn’t quoting you. Your post isn’t silly or trolling. I have a bit of OCD myself and noticed it, but I combat it by simply not looking into that corner and ignoring every aspect of it at all times. Even right now, while discussing it, it’s shoved into the corner of my mind.
Why is everyone trolling?.
(I just felt the need to say trolling too)
I kinda like how the icon clashes, but you’re right about the name – “Aetherblade Axe” would make this more memorable, since sometime down the track these tools are likely to be repeated (with different name/animation).
The special animation doesn’t do the set justice in my opinion, I mean, c’mon, lighting? at least the other two have some sort of connection to what they are, magma/lava + rocks, water/vines + plants, random lightning +trees? It’d make sense if I was trying to burn the tree down I guess, btu then I’d get ash, no logs.
The special animation doesn’t do the set justice in my opinion, I mean, c’mon, lighting? at least the other two have some sort of connection to what they are, magma/lava + rocks, water/vines + plants, random lightning +trees? It’d make sense if I was trying to burn the tree down I guess, btu then I’d get ash, no logs.
All caps necessary for this post (I’ll take the infraction, if need be!):
BUT UNLIKE YOUR LAVA PICK AND YOUR WATER SICKLE, MY LIGHTNING AXE WILL MAINTAIN IT’S PRISTINE QUALITY THROUGHOUT TIME AND SPACE. WHEN GUILD WARS 3 COMES ALONG, YOU’LL BE WALKING AROUND WITH YOUR HANDS EMPTY AND NOTHING TO GATHER WITH, WHILST I, I WILL BE RUNNING ALONG CHOPPING EVERY TREE I COME ACROSS WITH LIGHTNING.
Okay, I’m done.
If i could i’d just want 2 things fixed:
1) the tree is chopped even before the axe impacts.
2) the animation takes a lot to start
A PvE player is supposed to avoid a 1-2 second 1 shotting aoe.
A WWW player is considered uncapable of avoiding a 5,75 second aoe for half his health.
The special animation doesn’t do the set justice in my opinion, I mean, c’mon, lighting? at least the other two have some sort of connection to what they are, magma/lava + rocks, water/vines + plants, random lightning +trees? It’d make sense if I was trying to burn the tree down I guess, btu then I’d get ash, no logs.
All caps necessary for this post (I’ll take the infraction, if need be!):
BUT UNLIKE YOUR LAVA PICK AND YOUR WATER SICKLE, MY LIGHTNING AXE WILL MAINTAIN IT’S PRISTINE QUALITY THROUGHOUT TIME AND SPACE. WHEN GUILD WARS 3 COMES ALONG, YOU’LL BE WALKING AROUND WITH YOUR HANDS EMPTY AND NOTHING TO GATHER WITH, WHILST I, I WILL BE RUNNING ALONG CHOPPING EVERY TREE I COME ACROSS WITH LIGHTNING.
Okay, I’m done.
But your trees will burn down if you strike them with lightning.. Only YOU can prevent forest fires.
The special animation doesn’t do the set justice in my opinion, I mean, c’mon, lighting? at least the other two have some sort of connection to what they are, magma/lava + rocks, water/vines + plants, random lightning +trees? It’d make sense if I was trying to burn the tree down I guess, btu then I’d get ash, no logs.
You’re….. you’re serious?
Think about the last couple of thunderstorms that have come through your location. Trees get struck with lightning, that’s a fact. Also, the whole tree doesn’t instantly burn up into ash, in fact it usually splinters and a large piece breaks off.
If you’re going to complain about how things aren’t real, that’s fine, but at least live in the reality with the rest of us.
I imagined it slightly different but I still had to laugh when I saw the animation
Haven’t bought it yet but I will.
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
The OP missed these issues.
Axe too small. With all the enormous Greatswords and other weapons that no one could lift, much less wield, why can’t we at least have one silly huge harvesting tool?
If we can’t have that, they could at least have made the handle a bit longer. Bad proportions. Existing looks like a campers backpack axe with an oversized head. (Yes I own 8 assorted axes [not counting battleaxes] irl.)
In addition, I just sort of knew the animation on the new axe would be an impressive Flurry of Blows like a person powered chainsaw (Whirling Axe/Whirling Wrath port?) instead of a lame port of the Crippled Old Man three strike. Sigh.
The current lightning animation is not up to the other perma-tools yet, but remembering the improvements to the sickle, I’ll live in hope.
take them OCD meds boy ….
The special animation doesn’t do the set justice in my opinion, I mean, c’mon, lighting? at least the other two have some sort of connection to what they are, magma/lava + rocks, water/vines + plants, random lightning +trees? It’d make sense if I was trying to burn the tree down I guess, btu then I’d get ash, no logs.
All caps necessary for this post (I’ll take the infraction, if need be!):
BUT UNLIKE YOUR LAVA PICK AND YOUR WATER SICKLE, MY LIGHTNING AXE WILL MAINTAIN IT’S PRISTINE QUALITY THROUGHOUT TIME AND SPACE. WHEN GUILD WARS 3 COMES ALONG, YOU’LL BE WALKING AROUND WITH YOUR HANDS EMPTY AND NOTHING TO GATHER WITH, WHILST I, I WILL BE RUNNING ALONG CHOPPING EVERY TREE I COME ACROSS WITH LIGHTNING.
Okay, I’m done.
But your trees will burn down if you strike them with lightning.. Only YOU can prevent forest fires.
What if he was standing in a puddle? Something to ponder,
1. Why is the background blue? The background on the other two infinite gathering tools is red but then comes the axe and ruins everything by being blue.
Gah! Can’t unsee!
Why would you point this out? That is just cruel q____q
The element should be air. A whirlwind animation during gathering would be awesome.
The element should be beavers. A whirlwind of rabid foaming beavers chopping the tree like a horde of infected zombies on acid
Could call it the Beaverado.
The element should be beavers. A whirlwind of rabid foaming beavers chopping the tree like a horde of infected zombies on acid
Could call it the Beaverado.
We’ll make it available only to rangers as a special pet, that way the class get’s a little boost without being OP!
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”
I think it should be a beaver… Or a chainsaw..
I’m happy with it. BUT if anything were to change, maybe making it chop faster, like the sickle does.
The element should be beavers. A whirlwind of rabid foaming beavers chopping the tree like a horde of infected zombies on acid
Could call it the Beaverado.
This idea I like, I like very much. I’d like to add that they should be shot out of a cannon..
I think the lightning is fine… it just needs a buff – and a big one. Have a lightning strike “attach” to the axe head for the duration of the animation. And for that matter, the current sound effect is pretty much just glorified static.
Yeah, buffs needed all around.
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I couldn’t care less about how it looks, I just don’t want to ever run out of axes in the middle of a harvest. Isn’t that the point of an unlimited harvesting tool? They could have made it without any animation whatsoever and I still would have bought it.
“…let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we shall die;.”