Guild Wars 2

As a result of the cactus thread, I have come to a realization that Arenanet is evil and Anti-American.

Exhibit 1) https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/crafting/Cactus-besides-a-good-tequila

There is no bacon in this game.

Exhibit 2) https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/gw2/Pine-is-a-soft-wood

There is no coffee in this game.

I rest my case.

But lots of scrubs in this game.

They might be European. I’ve seen a lot of trolls in this game and trolls are a European species.

Coffee originated in Africa and is hardly American even in its consumption we are behind.

Bacon. Well it is inexcusable that I don’t have lots of bacon recipies. Maybe it could be a pull type food. Every few seconds all the players are pulled to you by the smell of sizzling bacon. Too bad it will be their bacon on the engineer bomb kit fryer!

Bombsaway.7198:

Coffee originated in Africa and is hardly American even in its consumption we are behind.

Bacon. Well it is inexcusable that I don’t have lots of bacon recipies. Maybe it could be a pull type food. Every few seconds all the players are pulled to you by the smell of sizzling bacon. Too bad it will be their bacon on the engineer bomb kit fryer!

heheh – well, it may have originated in Africa, but it took Kona to make it sublime

Bacon comes from pigs, of which there are two ‘types’ of pigs in this game. You have the ambient mob, and the juvenile pig. Boars are related to pigs, but don’t have the right amount of fat on them to by used in bacon.

Also, anti-American? What about Anti-Australian, no kangaroo or crocodile meat.

Wait a minute! What do you mean anti-american.. We have this in game http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Hamburger

What does this have to do with crafting? Seriously. This needs to be in General.

There’s something not quite Kosher about this thread….

If ANet is anti-American then they have broken TOS and need to ban themselves from the game immediately.

After that the game can be sold to a competitor, such as Blizzard. They can then restructure the game, adding what so many threads on the Discussion forum have asked for. Raids, dueling, open world PvP and last but not least, mounts.

And all this because of cactus, bacon and coffee.

Husky.6018:

Bacon comes from pigs, of which there are two ‘types’ of pigs in this game. You have the ambient mob, and the juvenile pig. Boars are related to pigs, but don’t have the right amount of fat on them to by used in bacon.

Also, anti-American? What about Anti-Australian, no kangaroo or crocodile meat.

You eat kangaroos?

Maliel.8362:

Husky.6018:

Bacon comes from pigs, of which there are two ‘types’ of pigs in this game. You have the ambient mob, and the juvenile pig. Boars are related to pigs, but don’t have the right amount of fat on them to by used in bacon.

Also, anti-American? What about Anti-Australian, no kangaroo or crocodile meat.

You eat kangaroos?

http://www.kangaroo-industry.asn.au/recipes/recipe_frame.htm
http://www.kangaroo-industry.asn.au/recipes/D3842_Kangaroo_Cookbook.pdf
http://allrecipes.com.au/recipes/tag-2058/kangaroo-recipes.aspx

I’ve tried kangaroo and crocodile. Didn’t really like kangaroo meat; tasted extremely gamey. Crocodile was interesting, like a blend of pork and fish.

Husky.6018:

Bacon comes from pigs, of which there are two ‘types’ of pigs in this game. You have the ambient mob, and the juvenile pig.

Yep! Pigs are rare in Tyria, & bacon takes the expertise of a grandmaster chef. In a few more updates (lvl 500 cooking) maybe can eat these delicious looking little piggies.

Since the joke in this topic has run it’s course, the thread is now closed.